Coté's Wunderkammer - Archive
#1
It'd be nice to avoid Las Vegas
Feb. 28, 2014, midnight
#2
Raining during SXSW
March 9, 2014, midnight
#3
[Coté Memo 003] - The 6 hour manager, funding infrastructure, microservers mind-mapping
July 22, 2014, midnight
#4
[Cote Memo 004] Good DevOps Marketing, Fixing Enterprise IT, Microsoft's $4.4bn cloud businesses, Booze
July 23, 2014, midnight
#5
[Cote Memo #005] The spook's cloud, the most boring annotations you'll ever read, PE goes after EMC's future
July 24, 2014, midnight
#6
[Coté Memo #6] What if WS-* had worked out, figuring out CoreOS
July 26, 2014, midnight
#7
[Coté Memo #7] Who wants to do DevOps, "The Death of AWS" headlines, Boyhood
July 28, 2014, midnight
#8
[Coté Memo #7] Winning in cloud hinges on package software, AMZN 2014Q2 marginalia, DevOps sniffing
July 29, 2014, midnight
#9
[Coté Memo #8] @CAinc's board wears no ties, Hangouts.biz, cleaning data with Excel
July 30, 2014, midnight
#10
[Coté Memo #8] CoreOS, nevermind that whole "making money" part, The City & The City
July 31, 2014, midnight
#11
[Coté Memo #11] The Swedish cloud, coding spreadsheets, new Netflix to watch
Aug. 1, 2014, midnight
#12
[Coté Memo #12] The OpenStack market is growing, beyond IM, don't watch the end of The Killing
Aug. 4, 2014, midnight
#13
[Coté Memo #13] Mesosphere, searching for VSLOOKUP, Herculean flops
Aug. 6, 2014, midnight
#14
[Coté Memo #14] RAX still into IaaS, I think; what's Pivotal do again?
Aug. 6, 2014, midnight
#15
[Coté Memo #15] Docker for service providers, yyyy-dd-mm, $400m Docker valuation
Aug. 7, 2014, midnight
#16
[CotéMemo #016] Developer relations, HP & Cisco's cloud, Google Fiber, Twitter Analytics, Mesosphere
Aug. 8, 2014, midnight
#17
[Coté Memo #17] Things to listen to on the way to Dallas, and back to Austin
Aug. 12, 2014, midnight
#18
[Coté Memo #18] DevOps as a Service, then again, what exactly is DevOps?
Aug. 12, 2014, midnight
#19
[Coté Memo #019] Selling DevOps, the WTF on industry analysts, champaign over health food
Aug. 13, 2014, midnight
#20
[Coté Memo] Dell Cloud BOGO, M&A decisions by lunch, behind-the-scenes tech press shenanigans
Aug. 14, 2014, midnight
#21
[Coté Memo #021] Data MQs, Giving Feedback, Quantified Dogs
Aug. 15, 2014, midnight
#22
[Coté Memo #22] Nextdoor vs. Babycenter, Weird Fiction, VID & steaks
Aug. 18, 2014, midnight
#23
Coté Memo #023 - Hippocratic oath of change management, put an API on it, eating meat-filters
Aug. 19, 2014, midnight
#24
Coté Memo #24 - "Can everyone mute their line? I just heard a toilet flush" Also: Zenoss
Aug. 20, 2014, midnight
#25
Coté Memo #25 - VMware's Cloud, Novell health-check, all with the face like this
Aug. 21, 2014, midnight
#26
Coté Memo: 3:30am plastic man traveling, keeping up the VMware's CAGR
Aug. 26, 2014, midnight
#27
Coté Memo #27: More on VMworld, Intigua and systems management APIs,
Aug. 28, 2014, midnight
#28
Coté Memo #28: Yet another DevOps landscape, webinar tips for analysts
Aug. 29, 2014, midnight
#29
Coté Memo #29: vRealize almost explained, Compuware gets bought, 1 year at 451
Sept. 2, 2014, midnight
#30
Coté Memo #030: SolidFire's foray into OpenStack, Crowd-sourcing DevOps
Sept. 3, 2014, midnight
#31
Coté Memo #031: Avoiding Showing Up, Yet Another Private Equity in Tech Story, Cyborgs, and more #VMworld
Sept. 4, 2014, midnight
#32
Coté Memo #032: when to have an executive summary
Sept. 5, 2014, midnight
#33
Coté Memo #033: Taking my toys home, microservices vs. J2EE, Tex-Mex/Cajun Fusion
Sept. 8, 2014, midnight
#34
Coté Memo #034: No longer blending iPhones, Applefornia, Developer Relations & Marketing
Sept. 9, 2014, midnight
#35
Coté Memo #035 - Is Docker a threat to OpenStack, NPC in servers, OCP too expensive?, etc.
Sept. 10, 2014, midnight
#36
Coté Memo #036: HP buys Eucalyptus, mind-mapping-aaS
Sept. 11, 2014, midnight
#37
Coté Memo #037: vRealize report, PaaS winnowing, big hunks of turkey
Sept. 12, 2014, midnight
#38
Coté Memo #038: No title, just links
Sept. 15, 2014, midnight
#39
Coté Memo #039: crafting research agenda, what Docker will spent $40m on, RAX no longer for sale
Sept. 16, 2014, midnight
#40
Coté Memo #040: Market cycles in infrastructure software, still more OpenStack action
Sept. 18, 2014, midnight
#41
Coté Memo #041: Check all the things with BatCISO, SAP now owns TripIt
Sept. 19, 2014, midnight
#42
Coté Memo #042: "Is this helping at all?" and other Linkatary
Sept. 19, 2014, midnight
#43
Coté Memo #043: EMC + (HP XOR Dell) == what? "Fabrics" returning, and the joys of bicycle jousting
Sept. 24, 2014, midnight
#44
Coté Memo #044: Very little today. Work, work, work!
Sept. 24, 2014, midnight
#45
Coté Memo #045: Double up to catch up. You have to spend money to make money. When you see this cup empty, just refill it w/o asking. QED.
Sept. 26, 2014, midnight
#46
Coté Memo #046: Who's got the story?
Sept. 29, 2014, midnight
#47
Coté Memo #047: Selling a "platform" is one of the more difficult tech marketing tasks you'll ever do
Oct. 1, 2014, midnight
#48
Coté Memo #046: I don't like dick-bags either, and part two on marketing platforms
Oct. 3, 2014, midnight
#49
Coté Memo #049: how to brief analysts, tech co.'s splitting up, noise canceling-enough
Oct. 9, 2014, midnight
#50
Coté Memo #050: not much on Friday, pretty boring for #50
Oct. 10, 2014, midnight
#51
Coté Memo #051: Meetings suck, links galore
Oct. 17, 2014, midnight
#52
Coté Memo #052: Two types of clouds and headless doctors
Oct. 23, 2014, midnight
#53
Coté Memo #053: There's a lot of earth for software to eat
Nov. 11, 2014, midnight
#54
Coté Memo #054: CA World wrap, Docker orchestration
Nov. 13, 2014, midnight
#55
Coté Memo #055: It's cold in Toronto
Nov. 18, 2014, midnight
#56
Coté Memo #056: the $110,000 a year blogger, investing in bark bags
Nov. 24, 2014, midnight
#57
Coté Memo #057: Is Cloud Foundry a Thing, EU Coffee, and developers
Dec. 11, 2014, midnight
#58
Coté Memo #058: Cloud ads, amateur coffee drinkers, orchiwhu?
Dec. 11, 2014, midnight
#59
Coté Memo #059: Containers make butter-scotch pudding delicious and floors shine
Dec. 17, 2014, midnight
#60
Coté Memo #060: Mark all cookies as read
Jan. 5, 2015, midnight
#61
Coté Memo #061: On the tedious need to have an opinion
Jan. 7, 2015, midnight
#62
Coté Memo #062: The Problem with Analyst Access
Jan. 22, 2015, midnight
#63
Coté Memo #063: Working at Pivotal and Yak shaving
Feb. 5, 2015, midnight
#64
Coté Memo #064: I'm calling from Mexico, someone has stolen the Venus de Milo!
Feb. 10, 2015, midnight
#65
Coté Memo #065: Back home, finally
Feb. 20, 2015, midnight
#66
Coté Memo #066: The best time to post is an hour after closin' time.
April 1, 2015, midnight
#67
Coté Memo #000: No jokes here.
April 1, 2015, midnight
#68
Coté Memo #068: Are they really making $48,000 a month just talking about Apple?
April 2, 2015, midnight
#69
Coté Memo #069: Chili Cheese Tots, shift key avoidance syndrome
April 8, 2015, midnight
#70
Coté Memo #070: Lost in the review hole, Lord of Computing
April 8, 2015, midnight
#71
Coté Memo #071: How to eat a bubble at #ApacheCon
April 14, 2015, midnight
#72
Coté Memo #072: Since last time...
July 2, 2015, midnight
#73
Coté Memo #073: If you like tater-tots, go to Minneapolis
July 10, 2015, midnight
#74
Coté Memo #074: "Let's start an anonymous club."
July 16, 2015, midnight
#75
Coté Memo #075: Dealing with legacy code in a cloud native world
July 24, 2015, midnight
#76
Coté Memo #076: How cloud native makes customers awesome
Aug. 4, 2015, midnight
#77
Coté Memo #077: Avoid going from "VP of Having a P&L" to "VP of Special Projects"
Aug. 12, 2015, midnight
#78
Coté Memo #078: Spiceworld 2015, Spiceworks Momentum, Enterprise Use, and DevOps
Sept. 28, 2015, midnight
#79
Coté Memo #079: No Comment, Slack Behavior
Oct. 14, 2015, midnight
#80
Coté Memo #080: Come on, register for this God damn webinar
Oct. 29, 2015, midnight
#81
Coté Memo #081: The best steak I've ever eaten, and the slow train problem
Nov. 19, 2015, midnight
#82
Coté Memo #082: Disrupting with high prices, indulging in colonialism porn, and dying among the tomatoes. Oh, and Docker!
Jan. 5, 2016, midnight
#83
Wunderkammer
March 23, 2019, 9:59 a.m.
#84
Coté's Weekly Wunderkammer
March 30, 2019, 8:17 a.m.
#85
Coté's Weekly Wunderkammer
April 9, 2019, 9:23 a.m.
#86
Monolithic Transformation now available in Safari
April 11, 2019, 8:36 a.m.
#87
Coté's Weekly Wunderkammer
April 19, 2019, 8:25 a.m.
#88
The Finance Bottleneck, draft excerpt from my new book
Aug. 7, 2019, 3:43 p.m.
#89
7-10 years for new infrastructure layers to win
Aug. 30, 2019, 5:39 p.m.
#90
Hunter Thompson was more than just gonzo
Sept. 1, 2019, 10:10 a.m.
#91
Proving that agile works is a waste
Sept. 3, 2019, 6:52 a.m.
#92
The thrilling world of transit privatization
Sept. 5, 2019, 3:08 p.m.
#93
Pancakes in The Hague
Sept. 8, 2019, 7:33 a.m.
#94
Chicken
Sept. 9, 2019, 5:50 p.m.
#95
Get to know your people
Sept. 11, 2019, 9:32 p.m.
#96
Developers don't want to use your words
Sept. 12, 2019, 4:14 p.m.
#97
The boring maturity model, and, pricing higher
Sept. 13, 2019, 3:26 p.m.
#98
It takes a long time
Sept. 15, 2019, 10:11 a.m.
#99
IT spending - ~70% to keep the lights on
Sept. 16, 2019, 12:45 p.m.
#100
Be a "tech company"
Sept. 18, 2019, 2:56 p.m.
#101
King Ranch Chicken, talk ideas for agile, dev_ops, and DIGITAL TRANSFORMATION
Sept. 20, 2019, 9:31 a.m.
#102
Find a burning platform
Sept. 24, 2019, 6:33 a.m.
#103
Staffing an enterprise software conference booth
Sept. 27, 2019, 9:46 a.m.
#104
Valuing unpaid time
Sept. 29, 2019, 9:31 a.m.
#105
Things Americans living in Amsterdam ask me to bring back from the US
Oct. 1, 2019, 3:40 p.m.
#106
Things to do in Austin for foreigners short on time
Oct. 2, 2019, 12:33 p.m.
#107
A whole lotta links
Oct. 6, 2019, 9:46 p.m.
#108
How to moderate a panel
Oct. 9, 2019, 8:19 p.m.
#109
“Stories” & infrastructure software
Oct. 17, 2019, 5:05 a.m.
#110
No escape
Oct. 24, 2019, 7:08 a.m.
#111
(no subject)
Nov. 2, 2019, 8:10 a.m.
#112
Plato never worked at an enterprise
Nov. 4, 2019, 11:47 p.m.
#113
Enshrine urgency: always run in the yellow
Nov. 5, 2019, 12:28 p.m.
#114
Do you still need an IT department?
Nov. 10, 2019, 8:56 a.m.
#115
I don't want to see anyone
Nov. 12, 2019, 9:39 a.m.
#116
That time between being born and dying
Nov. 17, 2019, 9:35 a.m.
#117
Leading failure
Nov. 23, 2019, 7:41 a.m.
#118
Workaholic
Nov. 29, 2019, 4:54 p.m.
#119
A fake simulacrum
Dec. 9, 2019, 10:38 a.m.
#120
Indecipherable note to self from 5 Dec 2019, 9:22pm on my iPad in Amsterdam
Dec. 11, 2019, 4:48 p.m.
#121
The Buddha had no kids
Dec. 19, 2019, 7:15 a.m.
#122
Museum bilge
Jan. 4, 2020, 8:48 a.m.
#123
I talk too much
Jan. 11, 2020, 2:41 p.m.
#124
Hug your manager
Jan. 19, 2020, 9:50 a.m.
#125
Open source can't be used for differentiation
Jan. 25, 2020, 7:55 a.m.
#126
Developers require janitors
Feb. 4, 2020, 8:38 a.m.
#127
The Business Bottleneck, book, now available, for free!
Feb. 10, 2020, 3:39 p.m.
#128
Scuba
March 5, 2020, 9:47 a.m.
#129
They found $5 billion in the couch
March 6, 2020, 2:42 p.m.
#130
Cook eggs in olive oil
March 14, 2020, 9:12 a.m.
#131
Current status, a poem
March 21, 2020, 8:02 a.m.
#132
Nothing to give up on
April 2, 2020, 9:17 a.m.
#133
Start with Hunter Thompson by reading Joan Didion first
April 13, 2020, 1:05 p.m.
#134
Re-living the present before fantasizing about re-living the past
April 20, 2020, 12:55 p.m.
#135
There is no six page memo in remote schooling
April 22, 2020, 12:53 p.m.
#136
One minute videos on digital transformation
May 1, 2020, 7:43 a.m.
#137
One-handed video editing
May 9, 2020, 9:22 a.m.
#138
Prioritizing design time by durability, not populist beauty
May 12, 2020, 7:21 a.m.
#139
Webinars, whipped cream in a can, the artist oyster diet
May 23, 2020, 9:24 a.m.
#140
A good story adds value to a product
May 31, 2020, 8:22 a.m.
#141
Junk Enterprise Modernization
June 8, 2020, 10:02 a.m.
#142
Neither urgent, nor important
June 15, 2020, 10 a.m.
#143
Are you actually changing?
June 22, 2020, 9:38 a.m.
#144
A happy madness
July 3, 2020, 3:05 p.m.
#145
No Subject
July 12, 2020, 7:56 a.m.
#146
"I can work only in small, intense bursts."
Aug. 28, 2020, 12:12 p.m.
#147
Economy in writing, or not
Sept. 4, 2020, 8:06 a.m.
#148
Kubernetes is an enterprise architecture
Sept. 12, 2020, 9:12 a.m.
#149
Lizard brains in digital transformation
Oct. 9, 2020, 8:13 a.m.
#150
Staycation and small scale eternal return
Oct. 20, 2020, 12:32 p.m.
#151
Everything I know about platform operations and platform as a product
Nov. 6, 2020, 8:47 a.m.
#152
How COVID changed IT priorities & spending, with Rita Manachi
Nov. 9, 2020, 9:31 a.m.
#153
The mayonnaise measuring epiphany
Nov. 10, 2020, 8:53 a.m.
#154
Better, more decisive meetings
Nov. 11, 2020, 9:10 a.m.
#155
Two for one! Speed up with Test-driven Development & Don’t forget to measure
Nov. 12, 2020, 12:44 p.m.