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I'm meant to be writing a book. And I'm due to hand it in at the end of March, so this is going to be short. One of the things I love about writing, though, is reading around the topic, so I have some choice bits to share.

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March 5, 2023
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(1) This is Stanley Fish writing about Annie Dillard writing about writing:

"In her book The Writing Life (1989), Annie Dillard tells the story of a fellow writer who was asked by a student, "Do you think I could be a writer?" "'Well,' the writer said, 'do you like sentences?'" The student is surprised by the question, but Dillard knows exactly what was meant. He was being told, she explains, that "if he likes sentences he could begin," and she remembers a similar conversation with a painter friend. "I asked him how he came to be a painter. He said, 'I like the smell of paint.'" The point, made implicitly (Dillard does not belabour it), is that you don't begin with a grand conception, either of the great American novel or masterpiece that will hang in the Louvre. You begin with a feel for the nitty-gritty material of the medium, paint in one case, sentences in the other."

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February 5, 2023
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Spending my winter on the moon

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  1. I love a good format and this time of year is brimming with them. There's Tom Whitwell's brilliant 52 Things I Learned. And now people are doing excellent secular things with advent. Like Amy's I Thought About That A Lot and Anne's new nanofiction or on twitter

  2. This is one of the best justifications I've ever heard for someone being an arse. It's Ed Catmull of Pixar talking about Steve Jobs.

    *"Sending out a sharp impulse—like a dolphin uses echolocation to determine the location of a school of fish—can teach you crucial things about your environment. Steve used aggressive interplay as a kind of biological sonar. It was how he sized up the world."*

    But it's a really useful metaphor. Made me think: what's the impulse I send out to size up the world?

  3. I love this amazing piece by Kathryn Schulz about animal navigation. We understand it better these days because of advances in tracking. This is my favourite bit:

    *"What makes this striking is that we are living in a golden age of information about animal travels. Three hundred years ago, we knew so little about the subject that one English scholar suggested in all seriousness that storks spent their winters on the moon.”*

  4. And while I'm linking to the New Yorker, here from Margaret Talbot is a great read about exercise. What an opening:

    *"Lucky are those for whom the benefits of vigorous exercise are more or less the unintentional effects of something they love to do. I am not one of them. My friends have heard me declare that I like to swim, but what I really like is not so much moving purposefully through water as being immersed in it, like a tea bag."*

  5. Good bits from an interview with Stella Rimmington, a former head of MI5.

    *"I like getting older. People look after you. It’s a relief to no longer feel responsible for the world and all that’s happening. I hate this war, but I’m ancient, so I can do nothing. Being powerless brings a sense of lightness that’s rather pleasant."*

    *"I listen to the radio in the middle of the night. It’s probably a function of old age that these days I don’t sleep soundly. I live alone with my two dogs – I think I’m comforted by feeling someone’s there with me."*

See you in 2023. I've thoroughly enjoyed emailing you all, thank you for being there. I guess you are the world and this is my impulse.

#52
December 4, 2022
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Here we go. 5 things

  1. Bog Club news. I've finished Fen, Bog & Swamp by Annie Proulx. These were the best bits. Sphagnums are incredible.

    "The sphagnums are the keystone species in peatland ecosystems which hold one third of the earth’s organic carbon. These profoundly managerial mosses once covered great parts of the earth slowly multiplying and dying, multiplying and dying, building ever deeper layers, encasing rocks and tree trunks, bird nests and animal bones, sucking up CO2. But their control of a bog goes beyond sheer proliferation of plants. Sphagnums have two kinds of cells—ordinary cells with chlorophyll that photosynthesize, and barrel-shaped retort cells whose pores absorb water. When drought hits the homeland bog these specialized hyaline storage cells can release water and keep the bog moist and alive—for a while."

    "Sphagnum would like to conquer the world, but its low height puts it at a disadvantage. The pollens and spores of taller plants have better access to wind currents, yet the nonvascular mosses have adapted. Close to the ground the air is still—the laminar boundary. About 10 centimeters above the sphagnum the turbulent air rolls. The sphagnum is aware. It must get its spores into that transport zone. So, when the sun heats its spherical spore capsules they tighten their shape from sphere to cylinder. Cooking in solar heat, internal pressure builds up inside the constricting capsules until they explode, hurling the spores out in a mushroom cloud of vortex rings that exceed the heights of mere ballistics and put the spores in the passing lane. Most travel only a few meters, but some may catch a transoceanic long-distance ride to new territory."

    I also learned the word oligotrophic which means 'severely lacking in minerals'. I hope to use that as vague insult one day.

    A kind correspondent also sent these two bonus bog links The Sprit of the Wetlands, Swamp as Sacred Space. Bog Book Club will happen this month. Email me if you want in.

  2. There was a whole world I researched but didn't write for the PowerPoint book - what presentations were like before PCs. Fortunately Claire L Evans has written some of the best of it: the world of multi-projector slide shows. "If you never saw a slide show you never will"

  3. From Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead by Olga Tokarczuk and Antonia Lloyd-Jones

    "So from morning onwards I’m kept company by pictures of weather fronts, lovely abstract lines on maps, blue ones and red ones, relentlessly approaching from the west, from over the Czech Republic and Germany. They carry the air that Prague was breathing a short while ago, maybe Berlin too. It flew in from the Atlantic and crept across the whole of Europe, so one could say we have sea air up here, in the mountains.”

    I like that idea, breathing someone else's air. It's like the uplifting version of China's bad air.

  4. The best mashup

  5. The Joan Didion estate sale reminded me of the value of stories around objects. And gave everyone the chance to celebrate her packing list again.

    To Pack and Wear:
    2 skirts
    2 jerseys or leotards
    1 pullover sweater
    2 pair shoes
    stockings
    bra
    nightgown
    robe
    slippers
    cigarettes
    bourbon 


    Bag with:
    shampoo
    toothbrush and paste
    Basis soap
    razor
    deodorant
    aspirin
    prescriptions
    Tampax
    face cream
    powder
    baby oil 


    To Carry:
    mohair throw
    typewriter
    2 legal pads
    pens
    files
    house key 

#51
November 6, 2022
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Honest, helpful, kind

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Suddenly, a couple of weeks ago, I remembered that one of the things I find most fun in life is just sharing stuff, discovering something interesting and passing it on. It's incredibly satisfying.

I do it with books, or with pages torn from magazines, I do it here, I do it live. And for ages, that's what I did on my blog. But then, slowly, I got infected with the idea that my blog was supposed to be about writing, that it had to be well-written. And that eventually stopped me blogging, because I'm just not good enough to well-write all that much.

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October 2, 2022
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Immaculate vibes

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Many of us grieving for someone today. Sympathies.

I proclaim 5 things

  1. Thank you to everyone who came to Interesting. I think it went OK. Sorry about the AV issues. I'm especially sorry because I spent time messing about with broken HDMI cables when I wanted to chat to all you lovely people. The good news is the PA company are returning the money and have paid us some compensation. Combining that with the speakers who donated their fee means we can give at least £1K to Arts Emergency. Keep an eye on @interesting for news of more Interestings.

    For those who asked: Russell Davies' trousers were by Universal Works.

  2. Quite a lot of audio spelunking this week, trying to avoid the endless news coverage turning us all into fawners-by-proxy. This interview with Self Esteem is magnificent. (Starts about an hour in). It's one of those wide-ranging chats that connects to all sorts of other things. Her discussion of South Yorkshire & Welsh pride came back to mind when all that Michael Sheen bubbled up on the socials. (Michael on the sons of Speed. On English oppression. On the Prince of Wales). And her talk about class and accent was a welcome contrast to the current media landscape. It reminded me of one of the great things about the summer Euros: women on the telly with working class accents. (And Self Esteem / Rebecca seems to be a very good egg)

  3. Some UK jazz and groove with Tina Edwards. Immaculate vibes.

  4. I'm a little obsessed with people who wear the same thing every day. This is a perfect example (from an FT interview with Kim Scott (of Radical Candour fame)).

    "A petite 54-year-old with rimless glasses, shoulder-length blonde hair and irrepressible energy, her preferred uniform is a T-shirt, jeans and an orange zip-up cardigan. I notice she wears the same cardigan in multiple TED-style talks. She later tells me she has 12 of them, in different weights, for summer, autumn and winter. She’s had so much flak about her clothes throughout her career that she decided to wear the same thing every day."

  5. In a week where I've wanted to shout at the TV a lot, this was a useful quick read.

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September 11, 2022
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Mount Cadillac's beautiful pink granite

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  1. I'm thinking a lot at the moment about family, friends and colleagues and the blurry lines between them. About the joy of having them and the sadness of losing them. And I've just listened to Maintenance - about a round-the-world yacht race and how the best sailors are devoted to repair. It struck me that the pandemic has been like a tropical storm for togetherness. It's destroyed a lot of the rigging. So I find myself trying to build things back, rearranging habits, finding new grooves for old ropes. It's a version of what Matt Webb calls 'tools for togetherness'.

    But I'm also trying to consider advice from the winner of the Maintenance race, Bernard Moitessier:

    "Given a choice between something simple and something complicated, choose what is simple without hesitation; sooner or later, what is complicated will almost always lead to problems."

    So, one of the things I did was organise a dinner for speakers at Interesting. Everyone remarked that it was very unlike me to do such a thing but I really enjoyed it. Dinners are simple. Eat, drink, chat. I'm planning on doing more but Interesting speakers are a pretty small demographic, so if you'd like to occasionally be invited to random dinners with Interesting people please email me back or fill in this form.

    NB: Don't miss the party invite at the bottom of this email. More maintenance.

  2. Doing presentations at the moment is a long exercise in realising what I got wrong in the book. Three corrections/addendums (addenda? adders?)

    Saying it out loud makes a difference - I have a little dig at Bezos etc in the book about banning PowerPoint, but I also couldn't work out, properly, what's wrong with the 6-page memo idea. I like clear writing! Yet, as Rachel points out, all this clarity doesn't stop Amazon doing appalling things. Maybe it makes a difference if someone actually has to physically make the case in a presentation, in a room, to say it out loud. Perhaps it's easier to sanction bad behaviour if you never have to say it to other people. And, yes, I also know that many awful things have been said aloud in rooms.

    Put yourself in your presentation, but don't talk about yourself - I say 'put yourself in your presentation' a lot. It's part of what helps you connect. But I've seen too many talks recently that are just autobiography, and it's really hard to make that compelling. That's some of what makes Interesting work. We meet some Interesting people but they're talking about their interests, not themselves.

    It's the gathering stupid - Tomiwa Owolade wrote this in the FT a while back: "The American anthropologist Polly Wiessner argues that when humans tamed fire, they not only extended the day but also created the conditions in which a new kind of storytelling could thrive. "Stories told by firelight put listeners on the same emotional wavelength," she wrote in a 2014 paper based on her time studying the Ju/'hoan or !Kung Bushmen of southern Africa." There's something similar about presentations, about getting together in the same place, looking at the same thing.

  3. I'm continuing to love Kim Stanley Robinson's The High Sierra:

    "When I was clearing out my dad's desk after his death, I found three shaped pink granite stones, smooth as could be. I knew just where he had gotten them: Hunters Beach, Mount Desert Island. It's a pebble beach, and waves have tumbled the glacial till there until many of the pebbles, chunks of Mount Cadillac's beautiful pink granite, are egg-shaped or spherical. It's against the law to take these rocks away, as I told my dad that day. But my dad liked rocks, as do I. He must have slipped these three into his pocket when I wasn't looking. I took them from his desk to my home, and later that summer, back at Hunters Beach, I gave one each to my two boys, and took the third myself, and counted to three and we threw them back into the surf to tumble some more. My dad had forbidden any memorial service to be held for him, so I laughed as we did this. Memorials can take funny forms. That one felt like a good one."

  4. This is the best live performance of a music track I've ever seen. Linda Jardim's vocals are perfect.

  5. I wrote a thing on my blog about not being surprised by electricity.

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August 7, 2022
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Lots of books in this one. Think of it as a Summer Reading Special.

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July 3, 2022
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a bird stands for something

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June. Jubilee. Weather/times like this always make me think of these lines from Forty Years On:

MOGGIE: Then in 1914 it begins to rain and all through the war and after it never stops.

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June 5, 2022
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The whole pie with jam in

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5 Things

  1. I have a minor hobby replying to climate skeptics in the letters page of our local paper. I'm trying to work out the best language to respond, the best way to frame things. I'm also collecting examples of businesses talking about climate. Jessica DeFino has gone a brilliant step further and created a poem out of the Earth Day spam she got from the beauty industry. It's magnificent, here's an excerpt:

    DISAPPEARING SOON

    Happy Friday and happy Earth Day!

    Are you working on any product round-ups?

    Scientists warn that humanity has only a handful of years left to prevent irreversible and catastrophic damage from climate change and

    EARTH DAY BEAUTY

    might be the answer to help drought-stricken countries.

    There is no better time to swap out the lip balm you’re currently using

    and

    Unearth the Beauty Within

    lipsticks with eco-friendly tubes.

    Biden has found fresh ways to boost domestic fossil fuel production by loosening some environmental restrictions

    so an

    environmental platform was co-founded by Cara Delevingne

    and

    YSL Beauty has joined the ranks

  2. Olivia Williams did the Q&A in The Guardian yesterday. When asked what she'd like to leave her children she said "No clutter!"

    (On that note we've been trying to reduce the 1000s of books we have at home. The things we bought in a light night paperbacking frenzy at Powell's 20 years ago, old football bios from Sportspages on Charing Cross Road, the 70s pulp bought from under Waterloo bridge on a Sunday morning in the 90s. Every Margery Allingham I ever see. Looking back now I've realised that the browsing, shopping and choosing was very often more important than the actual book. So, we're getting rid. Many of these have gone to Oxfam but you lot might like some of them, so, if you visit our shop you can get them, very cheap, sometimes free. You just have to pay the postage. Follow for new stock.)

  3. Apparently James Joyce invented the word 'lifebrightener' in Ulysses. A useful word. "It's a lifebrightener, sure. The hottest stuff ever was. It's the whole pie with jam in." Which reminds me, I learned this week that Cornish pasties used to have both sweet and savoury baked in, with a crusty wall between them. A lifebrightener.

  4. This interview with Ocean Vuong is great, especially this bit:

    "Vuong is unafraid of moral seriousness (the adjective “earnest” crops up often in reviews). This sincerity is perhaps one reason why he appeals so strongly to a youthful audience. “Young people want to be spoken to directly. They want to speak to each other directly,” he says of the recent poetry revival. “When we are in trouble collectively we don’t want context and plot. A poem makes the most sense because there is no fluff. It goes right in and gets to what we are all feeling. I think young people especially are so tired of these contexts and these frames.

    He has no time for the irony or cynicism that have become bywords for contemporary American fiction. He doesn’t hang out with other writers, because it inevitably leads to gossip “and that withers my soul”. For him this “Brooklyn fear of feeling” is a limitation of white masculinity. “You can only say ‘this sucks’ for so long, before it becomes lazy,” he says. “A lot of men have been saying that for a long time. OK, we get it. It sucks. So now what?”

  5. This is a fantastic Q&A with Professor Rebecca Monteleone about plain language translation and making your writing more accessible.

    "I come from a disability studies background and if the goal of the news media is to inform, then you have to think about who is in your “public.” And if you’re only writing for a certain audience with a certain reading level or reading familiarity, then you’re not really writing for the whole public."

    (via Alex Mitchell)

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May 2, 2022
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too much about HR at lunch

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I didn't write last month because Putin had just invaded Ukraine and paying attention to this sort of stuff seemed wrong. A month later, and it's probably equally wrong that I feel like I may as well carry on.

If you can, you can still give.

Anyway. 5 things.

#44
April 3, 2022
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The padding trade

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I have a big pile of unread New Yorkers above my desk. I like to go out first thing in the morning for coffee and to read one. But my eyesight can only manage that outside, in daylight, so when the days are shorter I fall behind my subscription. And then, post-winter solstice, I start to catch back up. I’m a reverse optical squirrel.

This month, therefore, I am mostly sharing things from old New Yorkers. Apologies to non-New Yorker subscribers, I hope you can get at these things somehow.

  1. Before that though, I’m still slowly vibing from a gig on Friday night. Arooj Aftab. Extraordinary. And, live, a fantastic contrast between the floating frozen fire of the music, songs of grief and longing, and the down-to-earth between-song banter. “Are we ready for an evening of whiney teenage angst?”

    She described this as '“their banger”. It does bang, but not like that. The tiny desk concert. This piece is good.

  2. The November 8 New Yorker has a huge article on Claude Fredericks, poet, printer and professor and author of a journal of 50,000 pages. It included this aside:

    “Other hypertrophied diaries exist, but those have generally gained renown as works of outsider art. Robert Shields, a minister, a high-school teacher, and a hobby poet in Dayton, Washington, documented his every activity, at five-minute intervals, for twenty-five years, leaving behind a diary estimated to contain some thirty-seven million words. Another Sunday poet, Arthur Crew Inman—a wealthy eccentric who lived as a shut-in in Boston’s Back Bay, and hired working-class “talkers” to sit for interviews in his bedroom, so that he could subject them to analysis—compiled a diary of seventeen million words.”

    If you like the idea of someone documenting their life every 5 minutes (and I can see that applying to many of you) or writing a diary of seventeen million words, those links above are worth following.


    Also:

    ”…Fredericks extolls the journal as a special form. Because its author can reflect solely on what’s already happened, the narrative is perpetually in medias res—a “peculiar quality” in a literary work. Moreover, because the author doesn’t know while writing how his dilemmas will be resolved, the resulting narrative captures better than a novel “how complex experience actually is.” Fredericks goes on, “What I’d like to propose is that . . . we now are no longer content with the conventions of fiction, that the whole idea of character and plot . . . no longer seems to be true.” Three decades before the rise of autofiction—novels that appear to hew to an author’s lived experience, largely dispensing with the artifices of fiction—Fredericks is calling for something similar.”

    Fredericks, I’d suggest, is calling for LiveJournal. Or TikTok.

  3. The previous week’s issue asked “Is Amazon changing the novel?” and it’s worth reading. But, again, the preliminary hoo-hah includes some lovely bits. Including discussion of the ‘the triple-decker’.

    “George Gissing’s 1891 novel, “New Grub Street,” is one of the most pitiless portraits of the writing life in any age. Set among London’s hacks, grinds, and literary “women of the inkiest description,” the story follows Edwin Reardon’s nervous and financial collapse as he struggles to complete a book that might sell. His friend, the sleek and cynical Jasper Milvain, regards his efforts as so much unnecessary fuss. “Literature nowadays is a trade,” Milvain maintains, a matter of deft pandering. Find out what the reader wants and supply it, for God’s sake, with style and efficiency.

    It’s not just the writer’s usual demons—skimpy word rates, self-doubt, the smooth ascension of one’s enemies—that torture Reardon but the strictures of the three-volume frigate that dominated Victorian novel-writing. The triple-decker, as it was called, was the form of much work by the likes of Charlotte Brontë, George Eliot, Benjamin Disraeli, and Anthony Trollope: typically nine hundred octavo pages divided into volumes of three hundred pages each, handsomely printed and bound. “The three volumes lie before me like an interminable desert,” Reardon moans. “Impossible to get through them.” Gissing lifted such laments from his own diary; “New Grub Street” was itself a triple-decker, Gissing’s eighth, and he used every available trick to stretch it, wheezily, to length. “The padding trade,” Trollope called literature at the time.

    As luxury items, unaffordable for outright purchase by most readers, triple-deckers were championed by Mudie’s Select Library, a behemoth of British book distribution. For its founder, Charles Edward Mudie, who often bought the bulk of a print run and could demand commensurate discounts from publishers, the appeal was plain: since his subscribers—at least those paying the standard rate of a guinea a year—could borrow only one volume at a time, each triple-decker could circulate to three times as many subscribers. Publishers were equally fond of the form, which allowed them to stagger printing costs. A tantalizing first volume could drum up demand for subsequent volumes, and help pay for them.

    A great many of the Victorian novel’s distinctive features seem expressly designed to fill up that “interminable desert” and entice the reader to cross it: a three-act structure, swelling subplots and vast casts, jolting cliffhangers, and characters with catchphrases or names that signal their personalities, rendering them memorable across nine hundred pages. (Dickens’s naming a bounder Bounderby, in “Hard Times,” is one shameless example.) Fictional autobiographies and biographies—“Villette,” “Jane Eyre,” “Adam Bede”—worked well with the demands of the triple-decker; a life story could enfold any necessary digressions and impart to them a sense of narrative unity.”

    I love the way that something revered as the purest form of literature was so informed by commercial practicalities.

    Also, someone should start a newsletter about those AI tools which promise to do all your copywriting for you. They should call it The Padding Trade.

    You know what? You’ve read enough. I will disgorge more New Yorker next month. In the meantime, relentless self-promotion:

  4. Thousands of years ago, before YouTube, I sat on the sofa in a corporate apartment in Portland and made a small video called Draw A Triangle. Many people told me it was the most useful 2 minutes of my life. It seems to have disappeared so I’ve made it again. I have less hair now, but a better camera.

  5. Jazzycoffeeshopvibe II

    (There are 799 of you. Wikipedia reports that there is nothing interesting about 799. It’s just 17 x 47. That’s all. Let’s move on.)

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February 6, 2022
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It’s 2022. Every year now sounds like a futurist from the 80s trying to pick a year that’s not 2000 or 2050.

  1. I read a lot about archetypal plots when I did the PowerPoint book. Then mostly ignored them. This was brilliant though, from The Heroine’s Journey by Gail Carriger:

“Here is the Hero’s Journey in one pithy sentence: Increasingly isolated protagonist stomps around prodding evil with pointy bits, eventually fatally prods baddie, gains glory and honor. Here is the Heroine’s Journey in one pithy sentence: Increasingly networked protagonist strides around with good friends, prodding them and others on to victory, together.”

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January 2, 2022
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Because the soup is getting cold

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It just occurred to me. This is supposed to happen the first Sunday of the month isn’t it? Ah well. Sorry. World turned upside down. The times, they continue to be interesting.

With just this amount of ado |←→| here are 5 things:

  1. I’m sure many of you will have seen this. But isn’t it nice to know there’s a Portobello Public Pencil Sharpening Project. It feels like a hangover from a time when we thought the internet was going to be nice.

  2. I’m always surprised Tamara Shopsin isn’t a bigger deal (in the UK, I guess). Her sort-of-fictional books are just brilliant. LaserWriter II is the newest one. Essential for all fans of Halt and Catch Fire. Highly recommended for everyone else. Arbitrary Stupid Goal is equally good, especially if you eat food or have been in a family. (That last one is an affiliate link. Always Be Monetising)

  3. I’ve been reading If You Should Fail by Joe Moran; a useful counter-blast to the ‘failure is necessary to success’ movement, though I’m sure Mr Moran would find the word counter-blast much too strident. Mostly, failure is just failure. But that doesn’t have to mean despair. I especially liked discovering that Leonardo Da Vinci’s final words in his notebook were: “Perché la minestra si fredda” (‘because the soup is getting cold’). That’s why he didn’t have time to solve a Euclidian problem about triangles. I know how he feels. (Another affiliate link, that)

  4. I love this bit of The Flamethrowers by Rachel Kushner (more affiliation)

    “I let the bath drain while I was still in the tub, a habit I was attached to, the way the receding water pulled at the body, dragged it down while returning its substance, gravity, density, making the body heavier and heavier as the waterline sank. Finally, there was no water, just bones like lead.”

    and this bit

    “Gasoline was a summertime smell. Long solstice days. The rangy Doppler of a lawn mower.”

    and

    “The important matter of small-town hair.”

  5. And while we’re talking about soup, this I also love this bit of Victoria Coren (yes):

    ‘It’s raining soup, and I’m standing out here with a fork.’

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December 12, 2021
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Pocket cakes

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Sorry about missing you all last month. Interesting times!

With some ado, here are 5 things:

  1. I received more than one piece of enthusiastic feedback about Yasmin Williams last time out. If you like her music you’re going to adore her Tiny Desk concert. The fantastic guitars. The kalimba. The way she just tapes it to her guitar. The tap shoes. Everything. And for all you tech skeptics, the fact that she was inspired to make all this acoustic, ‘authentic’ music by GuitarHero2.

  2. Actually, on a similar note. You might also enjoy The Low Anthem’s stint behind the Tiny Desk. Similarly organic and ‘real’, until, at about 7:27 one of them starts (apparently) checking his old Nokia for text messages. Then grabs a bandmate’s phone and starts using the two echo/feedback devices for his whistling. It’s incongruous and lovely.

  3. More video! I’ve become mildly addicted to Kirsten Dirksen’s YouTube channel. Mini documentaries on craftspeople, inventors, builders and regular folks who are creating their own simpler, greener futures. The vibe is really interesting, like an extended IGTV live but with proper cameras. I enjoyed “Mad scientist's homestead is parking size, off-grid system”, “Young couple downsizes, pays off $125K debt, buys home” and “Aptera commutes just on solar, gets 1K mile-range when full”. The last one feels like a proper future-y future. Not just a regular car with an electric engine - something considered and thoughtful that ends up delightful and off centre.

  4. Not video! Have you ever tried a financier. It’s a “small French almond cake, flavoured with beurre noisette, usually baked in a small mould”. A place near us does them. They are delicious. But, more importantly, one theory about their name says “According to another tradition, the cake became popular in the financial district of Paris…as the cake could easily be stored in the pocket for long periods without being damaged”. Pocket cake! There should be more pocket cakes. Pasties, pork pies, sausage rolls; ease of storage and transportation seem to be at the origin of all my favourite foods.

  5. Finally, this is simple genius. Again, proper future-y future. Solarpunk with all the tumblr memes filed off.

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November 14, 2021
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Dogs are barking but the train keeps moving

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Dogs are barking etc is one of those phrases that rattles around my head. It appears to have Arab origins (except as ‘..the caravan moves on’) but has been famously quoted by people as various as Andre Gide or Valtteri Bottas’s mate. I don’t know why it occurs to me now except I’m typing this in a camper van next to the North Sea. Surrounded my dogs and caravans. Ah.

5 things:

  1. Care at Scale. Best thing I’ve read in a long time. Personal, global, human, clever. About the climate, bodies, infrastructure and justice. By Deb Chachra.

  2. I’ve just started Alice Bell’s magnificent Our Biggest Experiment. It’s full of extraordinary connections and asides, like the bit below. We didn’t get taught about the 50 million dead and the resultant mini ice age when we studied European expansion. Nor the impact on the violin business.

    “As M Maslin and Simon Lewis stress in their book on the Anthropocene (the geological era characterised by the impact of humans) The Human Planet, there is a noticeable dip in atmospheric carbon around the start of the seventeenth century. Maslin and Lewis trace this back to the colonisation of the Americas a century or so before, or more precisely the deaths of 50 million indigenous people. The dead don’t farm and so the unmanaged land shifted back into forests, which in turn inhaled enough carbon dioxide for it to be in bubbles of air from the time preserved deep in the polar ice caps. This regrowth was short lived. European settlers in North America soon got to farming for themselves, not to mention coal mining, inventing kerosene and laying railway tracks, highways, and oil and gas pipelines. Still, this temporary drop in carbon dioxide levels might well have played a role in the so-called 'little ice age', a series of cold snaps between, roughly, 1350 and 1850. This little ice age most likely had a mix of causes – dust from volcanoes intercepting sunlight, for example - but the regrowth caused by colonialism of the Americas might well have been one of them; human forces combining with those from other parts of nature to shift climates, just as they do today.

    The little ice age wasn't cold enough to be a true ice age, but it was cold. The carnivalesque end of this involved frost fairs, puppet shows, ox roasts and children playing football on the thickly frozen ice. There are stories of frozen birds falling from the sky, Henry VIII sleighing between palaces, New Yorkers walking from Manhattan to Staten Island and even an elephant being led across the Thames. It's one reason Stradivarius violins are so prized; trees during this period took longer to mature in the cold, making denser wood and thus a very particular quality of sound. The darker side of this mini ice age was people shivering to death
    .”

  3. I have also just started Oliver Burkeman’s Four Thousand Weeks (roughly a human lifespan) which reminded me of the fact that people speak about 16,000 words a day. Which means I have roughly 174,720,000 words left to say. Many of them, now I’ve learnt it, will be forwallowed.

    Twitter avatar for @susie_dentSusie Dent 💙 @susie_dent
    Word of the day is ‘forwallowed’ (15th century): weary from tossing and turning all night.

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  4. We’re still in the campervan. We’re listening to Yasmin Williams. In case you haven’t come across her music - have a listen. Absolutely gorgeous.

  5. Finally, a quick thought from Caroline Webb’s How to Have a Good Day: “Merely by saying “Tell me more about that,” you’ll be in the top percentile of listeners that anyone will meet today.”

#5
September 5, 2021
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5 things:

  1. Listen to this fantastic, tiny! radio feature about “Parson’s Pleasure, a male-only nude bathing place on the outskirts of Oxford.” Sexuality, solidarity, prejudice, privilege and poshness all mingled together. Gorgeous. (The episode about the the New Cross Fire is also incredible.)

  2. Nothing changes: “The first known printed advertisement in English, The Pyes of Salisburi —which was not, sadly, a puff for Salisbury pies but for a book of religious services—was printed in 1477 by William Caxton himself; he claimed ‘The Pyes’ was ‘good chepe’.” (Winston Fletcher)

  3. I love the Olympics. It’s incredibly easy to feel connected to - and responsible for - an athlete from ‘your country’, even though that’s such a weird and tenuous construct. Whenever I feel a tear forming during a medal ceremony I think of this bit of Jan Morris. She’s right, of course, but also, we want to belong. I love re-enactment societies.

    “Today you can qualify to play for the rugby team of a nation if just one of your grandfathers happened to be born there, even if you have never been to the place, even if you speak no word of its language – a qualification almost as absurd as Nazi definitions of Jewishness. One day the very idea of nationality will seem as impossibly primitive as dynastic warfare or the divine right of kings; first the unification of continents, then the global rule of the almighty corporations, like institutions from space, then perhaps space itself and finally plain common-sense will reduce it to a hobby for antiquarians or re-enactment societies."

  4. Just before the pandemic we went on holiday to Florida. It was wonderful. But it was disconcerting. Miami seemed in denial. About everything, frankly.

    I remembered, from when we lived in the States, that all over the Midwest you’d see these signs about Tornado Shelters. And what to do if one happened. They’d built their lives in places of obvious danger, but they were facing up to it. They had a plan. It seemed, to outsiders like us, that Miami was equally close to disaster, to being drowned. But there was no public acknowledgement. No signs about ‘what to do’. This amazingly written article gets at some of that denial.

    Choice phrases:

    “If a young Robert Redford ever fantasized about giving up a few degrees of handsomeness just to be tall, it was this man that he pictured.”

    “I liked all of them. They were a charming bunch. They had been born this way. That’s how they’d gotten jobs on the front lines of capitalist hypocrisy, while those of us who sucked at lying were hiding in the trenches, smoking cigarettes, writing letters home about how miserable we were.”

    “Full disclosure: I live in a town in rural Northern California that could burn down to the ground literally any day, and I’m thinking about buying a house here.”

    Flying home from that holiday, I felt like I should never get on a plane again. Hopefully I won’t.

  5. Similarly, in a way, a little bit of Madness Is Better Than Defeat by Ned Beauman:

    ”As is the case for many men of his age, it took a big scare to make him realise that he might have only a few years left on this earth and it was time to stop neglecting the parts of his life that really mattered to him. So he resolved to start going into the office on Sundays and Christmas Day, too.”

Stay safe. Don’t go in on Sundays.

(There are 711 of you. 711 was George Washington’s number as part of the Culper Ring, a network of spies active during the Revolutionary War.)

#6
August 1, 2021
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Far from the Google Cloud

hello,

I’m writing this on the first day of holiday. I’m obviously not really that far from the Google Cloud I just thought it was a good line. If anything we’re closer to it. We’re not far from Porthcurno and Apollo North. It is also a reality of internet life that although it is a good line someone has undoubtedly used it before. Fortunately I’m strong enough (or not strong enough) to not google it to find out.

Anyway. 5 things:

  1. This episode of 99% Invisible and this of the LRB podcast both point out that ships, just floating in the sea doing nothing, decay and sink really quickly. They need to be constantly and consistently maintained. (They’re not about that, but they touch on it) In the LRB piece there’s also this great section about what happened when the Suez Canal was closed by the Six-Day War:

    “The canal stayed shut for eight years... (The crews were allowed to rotate. They formed the Great Bitter Lake Association to manage their pooled resources and lively social lives. They issued stamps and had their own version of the Olympics.)”

    They issued stamps!

    (The combination of 99% Invisible and the LRB obviously makes me some sort of terrible media-diet cliche. Is someone doing cartoons of media ‘types’ in the way you used to get such things in magazines? Probably.)

  2. I’ve been watching a lot of Adam Neely videos recently. I wish I could play the bass like he can. His video on Music Theory and White Supremacy isn’t typical but it is great. Youtubers keep inventing new ways to do video.

  3. And here’s how TikTok video and Dr Amy Kavanagh bring to life the problems of guide dogs and people living with visual impairment. Clever. Quick.

  4. The heat in Portland and Canada just makes me want to tell everyone to read The Ministry for the Future again.

  5. This talk by Ellen Broad brings some of those things together. A new way to do talks, to do video, to think about the Climate Crisis and data and AI.

#7
July 4, 2021
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hello,

I was tempted to send this late, just so I could invoke this:

Twitter avatar for @KT_NREKatie Henry @KT_NRE
I have never in my life identified more with a piece of writing than this telegram Dorothy Parker sent to her editor after she missed a deadline
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May 7th 2021

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(“THIS IS INSTEAD OF TELEPHONING BECAUSE I CANT LOOK YOU IN THE VOICE. I SIMPLY CANNOT GET THAT THING DONE YET NEVER HAVE DONE SUCH HARD NIGHT AND DAY WORK NEVER HAVE SO WANTED ANYTHING TO BE GOOD AND ALL I HAVE IS A PILE OF PAPER COVERED WITH WRONG WORDS. CAN ONLY KEEP AT IT AND HOPE TO HEAVEN TO GET IT DONE. DONT KNOW WHY IT IS SO TERRIBLY DIFFICULT OR I SO TERRIBLY INCOMPETANT”)

#8
June 6, 2021
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hello,

A paper in Nature (‘People systematically overlook subtractive changes’) reports on experiments which show how people find it more obvious to solve problems by adding things than by removing them. Video version (could have been shorter.)

So, in short, 5 good things:

  1. Sally Coulthard on sheep in folklore. (Why ‘black sheep’? for instance) (via Anne Galloway)

  2. Anne Ward’s beautiful book about the seaside.

  3. This is #verysamsung

  4. Catherynne M. Valente writes more than you thought you needed about why Ted Lasso is great.

  5. The New Yorker on vibes:

    "Many vibes don’t have specific names, but some do. Saudade, the Portuguese word for a bittersweet longing, could count as a vibe. So, too, could the Japanese iki, an attitude of casually disinterested elegance, or the German fernweh, the longing to be somewhere far away, evoked by distant vistas or unknown forests. (Hygge, the Danish quality of contented coziness, is a vibe that has been wholly commercialized in the United States.)"

    I see you all doing iki.

    Bye!

    (There are 676 of you. 676 is the country code for Tonga. The sea level around Tonga is rising about half a cm a year. Well above the global average.)

#9
May 2, 2021
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hello,

I am aware that Substack has become problematic. The technical team is looking into migration options.

5 things:

  1. The best quiz question I’ve heard in a long time, from the FT:

    “According to the Oxford English Dictionary, which already existing four-letter word was first used in Britain in its now common meaning of “challenging” or “daring” by Nigella Lawson in 1998 to describe crème fraîche?”

    The answer will be at the bottom of the page.

  2. The last Ford Mondeo will be sold next year. Ford designers are legendary for their expertise in clearly delineating different degrees of status via the trim on the car. This amazing, touching documentary brings that to life. As does this moment from Autocar:

    “Ford’s tinsel artistes always made sure that you could tell a base from an L, or an XL, or a GXL, their palette including chrome edgings, dashes of matt black, anodized panels, slashes of cabin plasti-wood, racier wheel trims and vinyl roofs. So your pay grade was parked on your driveway, your aspiration the quad- headlight, Rostyle wheel, vinyl-capped GXL”

    (Both via Things who clearly shares my obsession with this stuff)

  3. Professor Kimberly Nicholas answers this question well.

    Are you someone who is generally hopeful or pessimistic about the future?

    "I think all climate scientists have a complicated relationship with hope. I think people ask this question a lot as a proxy for, “Are we screwed, are we too late, can I give up?” and the answer to that is no, it’s not too late, we can stabilize the climate and avoid catastrophic climate change.Science gives us reasons for hope, because we know what we need to do, we know what works to get it done, and it kind of comes down to what you believe about human nature and what you do to make that possible in your sphere of influence. I think it’s a mistake to feel that you need hope before you do that.__"

  4. More cars! Also via Things. Amy Shore tells you how to be a car photographer. I love this sort of insider-y stuff.

  5. Book design, these days:

    “Why do three out of four books these days look almost identical? It’s for the ‘gram. It’s for the Amazon thumbnail: big bold letters against a patterned background. I would like to now dub these examplars of what we will soon call “late iPhone era” of book cover design, and I look forward to its end, and when we can laugh at it, the homogeneity, their hiliarious earlycentury aesthetic.”

    (Notes From A Small Press, Anne Trubek)

#10
April 4, 2021
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hello,

Unsubscribe. You don't have time for this.

5 Things:

  1. Carol Kay is a legendary bassist. She played on every good record. This tiny moment of instagram is the single most useful and profound moment of music instruction you will ever see. The metronome has to sound like it’s grooving. (Possibly a useful metaphor for other things too)

  2. You’re probably familiar with Occam’s Razor. There are other razors! I’m drawn to Newton’s Flaming Laser Sword: don’t debate things that can’t be settled with experiments.

  3. It shouldn’t be a surprise but the stamps celebrating Syria’s 1970s electronics industry are gorgeous. (via Amalia)

  4. Allie Morgan: “Things I have learned about the general public whilst working at the library”

    (Number 9. Some people are so afraid of computers that they will come to you with a query and then become upset if you offer to look it up on the computer instead of in a book.)

    (Number 10. Some people have never, ever used a telephone. Especially older women. Their husband did it for them.)

  5. Spend 15 minutes listening to Ned Beauman admiring, envying and mocking beavers.

#11
March 7, 2021
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The shortest month. I’ll keep this brief.

Postlight shared Pleasant Internet Things. What a good idea. Not least because happiness is contagious.

Here are more:

  1. Great curating: “graphic design related items” from the internet archive, drawings of UFOs from the national archives, Stanford’s collection of dataviz.

  2. An acapella group doing Windows OS sounds. I could watch this forever.

  3. You know how Norway is very forward thinking about electric cars? Loads of electric cars in Norway. Did you know it’s because of A-ha? (Sort of.)

  4. And Tom’s right - this’ll make you tear up. It’s just people seeing the moon, but they’re so happy to see it.

  5. And there’s this: a dancer vs an hydraulic press.

#12
February 7, 2021
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Happy New Year everyone, here we go again.

5 things:

  1. If you have a resolution that involves less doomscrolling can I recommend Favejet? It’s the best way to read twitter. It’s just stuff that people you follow (and you can filter people in and out) have favourited on twitter. You get the cute animals, links to interesting new things and bons mots and aperçu but without the appalling torrents of bile.

  2. The best celebrity interview moment. That’s how to be interviewed. A phenomenon I’m increasingly thinking of as ‘Ted Lasso in the real world’.

  3. Like a typical arrogant teenager I used to mock my Mum for her habit of reading out the signs that we passed in the car. Now, of course, I do it myself and justify it to myself as a battle against receding:

    If you drive past horses and don't say horses
    you're a psychopath. If you see an airplane
    but don't point it out. A rainbow,
    a cardinal, a butterfly. If you don't
    whisper-shout albino squirrel! Deer!
    Red fox! If you hear a woodpecker
    and don't shush everyone around you
    into silence. If you find an unbroken
    sand dollar in a tide pool. If you see
    a dorsal fin breaking the water.
    If you see the moon and don't say
    oh my god look at the moon. If you smell
    smoke and don't search for fire.
    If you feel yourself receding, receding, 
    and don't tell anyone until you're gone. 

    —Maggie Smith, "Poem Beginning With a Retweet"

    (via Laura Olin)

  4. I've never really liked saxophone solos. Too needy, too self-satisfied, too piercing. This can make jazz problematic. I think of the trombone as the opposite of that. Warm, approachable, human. Melba Liston and her ‘Bones is a great jazz trombone album. Or, if you’re about to do some yoga, why not consider a trombone accompaniment. Trombones of Lithia from Crystals: New Music for Relaxation #2 is 20 minutes of blissed out trombone balm.

    (Melba Liston on YouTube, and Trombones of Lithia)

  5. Hadley Freeman interviewed Philippa Perry. It starts like this:

    “When Philippa Perry finished, after several years of writing and a lifetime of research, the first draft of her book about improving relationships between parents and children, she sent it to her editor – and their relationship promptly collapsed.

    “She felt really told off by the book. She has teenagers and, of course, sometimes she would tell them: ‘Get out of bed, you lazy sods!’ So what I wrote went straight into her heart,” says Perry, who very much does not advocate calling one’s children “lazy sods”. This must have been painful for you to hear, I say. “Actually, it was amazing feedback,” she replies with the good cheer of a psychotherapist who firmly believes painful moments can beget productive solutions. “I realised that my own anger towards my parents had leaked out into the book. So I rewrote it and it’s a better book.” And how do matters stand with her editor? “Relationships are often about rupture and repair, and we have very much repaired.”

    ‘Rupture and repair’ feels like a useful thought. Going to try more repair this year.

(There are 646 of you. ISO 646 is the ISO's standard for international 7-bit variants of ASCII. ISO is the International Organization for Standardization, which is the best generic/sinister name. They have an appropriate logo.)

#13
January 3, 2021
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No idea

Hello,

I’ve recently read advice that says the first thing you should do with these things is remind people who are you and why they subscribed to your newsletter. So, I’m Russell Davies and I have no idea.

Here are 5 things:

  1. Anne Shewring wrote 30 fantastic tiny stories in November. Each of 30 words or fewer. I love that they’re in an ‘experimental’ format - microfiction or whatever - but they’re so clear, accessible and readable. Perfect for phones.

  2. Here’s an easy and helpful way to be grateful from Siobhan O'Connor.

  3. This is a tremendous lecture from Lydia Davis about writing and revising notes and using notebooks. This bit about the precise and specific genius of the Beaufort Scale is especially good:

    “From my notebook:

    a. High wind yesterday blew women’s long hair, women’s long skirts, crowns of trees, at dinner outdoors napkins off laps, lettuce off plates, flakes of pastry off plates onto sidewalk.

    Apropos of weather and precision, here is Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary’s chart of the Beaufort scale—a scale in which the force of the wind is indicated by numbers from 0 to 17. This source is “just” a dictionary, but the images are vivid because of their specificity and the good clear writing in the dictionary, and because the increasing strength of the wind on the scale becomes, despite the dry, factual account, dramatic.

    Calm: smoke rises vertically
    Light air: Direction of wind shown by smoke but not by wind vanes
    Light breeze: Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vane moved by wind
    Gentle breeze: Leaves and small twigs in constant motion; wind extends light flag
    Moderate breeze: Raises dust and loose paper; small branches are moved
    Fresh breeze: Small trees in leaf begin to sway; crested wavelets form on inland waters
    Strong breeze: Large branches in motion; telegraph wires whistle; umbrellas used with difficulty
    Moderate gale: Whole trees in motion; inconvenience in walking against wind
    Fresh gale: Breaks twigs off trees; generally impedes progress
    Strong gale: Slight structural damage occurs; chimney pots and slates removed
    Whole gale: Trees uprooted; considerable structural damage occurs
    Storm: Very rarely experienced; accompanied by widespread damage
    Hurricane: Devastation occurs

    (I formatted the scale like that. It’s different and better in the original article but I can’t make the Markup/HTML work properly. It occurs to me that other, similar scales would be useful. For traffic jams, trade negotiations, pandemics, company cultures. The highest level of all of them, presumably, would always be ‘devastation occurs’)

  4. Goals for 2020. “Cry less. I’ve cried everything single day of this whole pandemic. ” 57 seconds of life-affirming video.

  5. I watched the Netflix documentary about cheese-rolling. I think it would have been better if they’d played it straight, the people involved were obviously brilliant and odd. But this line, designed to be a slightly snarky aside really stuck out and reframed everything in the world for me. They said tradition is just ‘peer pressure from dead people.” That’s great.

#14
December 6, 2020
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Running and shouting with a large group of people

hello,

Technically this is late. Should have happened last Sunday. But, something (laziness) stopped me doing it. This Sunday is different. This is a Biden/Harris Sunday. The only bad thing about this Sunday is that Britain is now back to being Most Embarrassing Western Democracy.

Still, here are 5 things:

  1. Sterling Moss (British racing driver) had a house of gadgets. 70s gadgets. If you’re a rich person, you should do this, you should build a house full of odd things personalised for you. The wobbly correspondence tray is the best bit.

  2. George has been inspiring of late. This post about the Museum In A Box is resolute and cheering and her tweet led me to this magnificent article about women who become action stars and do their own stunts. I did not know this:

    “A woman’s center of gravity tends to be lower than a man’s, so women in action often kick more than they punch.”

  3. We’ve just started watching The Queen’s Gambit which seems excellent so far. I know nothing about chess but I found this this NPR interview (listen and read) with Linda Diaz (chess expert, fantastic musician) reassuring; apparently the chess is played authentically. Which made me realise that there must be some sort of corollary to Gell-man Amnesia. ie when the movies show something that you know about they probably get it wrong and you find it annoying. But with everything else you barely notice. As this article points out, unexpected checkmates happen all the time in movies but almost never in real chess. Hadn’t occurred to me.

  4. I also know nothing about dance but I liked the idea of a choreographer - Yanira Castro - organising zoom performances of dance pieces with non-dancers. I would obviously run a mile rather than participate in anything like this but I have to admit this is a good description of something someone else might enjoy:

    “This group activity, based on a choreographic score called “Thunderous Clash,” was an online introduction to a largely offline project, Yanira Castro’s “Last Audience: A Performance Manual.” Before participants left the Zoom event, they received a PDF of the score — basically a set of written instructions — so that they could try it in full on their own. (The complete “Thunderous Clash,” inspired by the form of pot-banging protest known as a cacerolazo, Spanish for casserole, calls for running and shouting with a large group of people, “for a good long time.”) “

    The title of the piece also echoed with this lovely sign.

  5. Speaking of echoes. Matt Webb tweeted this about the Presidential result:

    "Feels like there should be a word from Old English that means the very moment of the slow turning of the tide Whatever it is.. that.”

    And got this reply:

    “In Scots, Ari(s) n. ARI(S), n. gen. pl. The first slight movement of the water after the turn of the tide. Sh. 1908 Jak . (1928): De aris o' de tide, o' de brost. Sh.4 1932. [See Ar, v., and Arel, move feebly.]”

    And twenty minutes later I read this in The Ministry for the Future, about a future COP meeting:

    “The 58th COP meeting of the Paris Agreement signatories, which included the sixth mandated global stocktake, concluded with a special supplementary two-day summing up of the previous decade and indeed the entire period of the Agreement’s existence, which was looking more and more like a break point in the history of both humans and the Earth itself, the start of something new. Indeed it can never be emphasized enough how important the Paris Agreement had been; weak though it might have been at its start, it was perhaps like the moment the tide turns: first barely perceptible, then unstoppable. The greatest turning point in human history, what some called the first big spark of planetary mind. The birth of a good Anthropocene.”

    I’m very glad the US is rejoining.

    And here’s a bonus thing: Kamala Harris on how to be good at public speaking. Brilliant.

    (There are 631 of you. 631 is prime! The next prime is 641. If we’re going to go up let’s try and do it in primes.)

#15
November 8, 2020
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Exploding old toilets

Here in the UK it felt like Autumn arrived very suddenly. There was an extra bonus day of lovely warm September and then grim rain arrived and hasn’t gone away.

So here, by contrast, are some vaguely cheering things:

  1. If you need to feel good about people then please watch The Speed Cubers. It’s a quick, brilliant documentary about competitive Rubik cubing. And everyone in it is sooo nice. (I have a feeling I might have mentioned this to you before. I’m not bothered. It’s so good. I might mention it every month.)

  2. Feeling good about imposter syndrome : “You have imposter syndrome,” He says, “but paradoxically, that’s often a sign of competence. Only people who understand their work well enough to be intimidated by it can be terrified by their own ignorance. It’s the opposite of Dunning-Kruger syndrome, where the miserably incompetent think they’re on top of the job because they don’t understand it.”

    From The Labyrinth Index by Charles Stross

  3. No nations, no borders. This feels a bit less true than when it was written, but, still : “Today you can qualify to play for the rugby team of a nation if just one of your grandfathers happened to be born there, even if you have never been to the place, even if you speak no word of its language – a qualification almost as absurd as Nazi definitions of Jewishness. One day the very idea of nationality will seem as impossibly primitive as dynastic warfare or the divine right of kings; first the unification of continents, then the global rule of the almighty corporations, like institutions from space, then perhaps space itself and finally plain common-sense will reduce it to a hobby for antiquarians or re-enactment societies.”

    From Trieste by Jan Morris

  4. Relevant to things people are thinking about at the moment : “The Internet exists at the confluence of culture, code, and infrastructure. As the technology historian Janet Abbate writes, “Communications media often seem to dematerialize technology, presenting themselves to the user as systems that transmit ideas rather than electrons.” This makes the boundary between users and producers, and between software and hardware, so porous as to be effectively permeable. As the story of hypertext shows, technology alone isn’t enough to change the world—it has to be implemented in an accessible way and adopted by a community of users who feel enough ownership over it to invent new applications far beyond the imagination of its architects. To make successful links, in short, we need things worth linking.”

    From Broad Band by Claire L Evans

  5. This idea makes me chuckle : “I read once—an urban legend? but maybe Latour?—that Paris would explode if everyone flushed their toilet at the same time. Imagine the Russian disinfo campaign: “5pm today, Paris, symbolize your rejection of Macron by flushing at the same time!!!”

    A tweet by Geoff Manaugh

(There are 617 of you. Again! Stasis. A plateau. Nobody move! In 617 Sigeberht the Little became King of Essex)

#16
October 4, 2020
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Short one this month

September!

The best month. I will never not be cheered at the prospect of not going back to school or university.

  1. Buried inside a BBC documentary about Liverpool FC winning the Premier League was a little comment from former Liverpool manager Gérard Houllier:

    “Leadership is a transfer of emotion.”

    The most useful thought about leadership I’ve heard, maybe, ever.

  2. This is just so fantastically done. If I tell you what it is it’ll put a lot of you off. So just go look, please.

  3. Optimism! Proof that Moral suasion works. People can be prevailed upon to moderate public intolerance and incivility - by robots!

    “A simple appeal, a reminder of our better natures, had an effect.”

    (WARNING: Also contains more depressing findings.)

  4. Truth on twitter :

    “It blew my mind when someone said, “Stop thinking about this year as the warmest for the last 100 years, but the coolest one for the next 100.”

  5. Joy on twitter:

    Twitter avatar for @tonyhawkTony Hawk @tonyhawk
    One of the few positive effects of these scary times is the increased interest in skateboarding. It’s been uplifting to see so many learning to skate in their “downtime.” I believe they’re in pursuit of the same feeling this Ukrainian girl got when she landed her first kickflip.
    Image

    August 4th 2020

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#17
September 6, 2020
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Oprah using screens

You may not have noticed but this didn’t happen last month. It hadn’t been an easy week and just as I sat down to newsletter we had a power cut. I took that as a sign and gave up. I can’t imagine anyone noticed but apologies anyway.

Five things:

  1. I’m writing a book about PowerPoint (which is really a book about presenting [which is really a book about communicating] ) which means I’ve been getting slightly obsessed with lists. Lists force you to be definitive. Things are on the list or not, they’re in or they’re out. That clarity is useful. I wrote my own list as an anti-homage (is that a thing?) to the 48 Laws of Power but these are better:

    Things Nicky Haslam finds common

    What Agnes Callard is for, on the fence about, and against

    (both via Favejet)

    Chuck Jones’ cheat sheet for Roadrunner and Wile E Coyote

    (via Storythings)

  2. Alex Mitchell interviewed Kelly Wright about using algorithms to uncover unconscious bias. And data, race and language. It’s a quick, fascinating read. I guess thoughtful use of algorithms can be as productive and illuminating as careless use is destructive.

  3. I think a lot at work about how to talk to people about their ‘carbon impact’. This thread from Jay Owens is brilliant. She points out that the notion of the carbon footprint was first popularised by BP (presumably as a way of shifting responsibility away from themselves and onto the rest of us) but then, persuasively, argues that we still have to think and act at an individual level.

  4. We’re spending time at the moment in a semi-rural bit of Derbyshire. There were Black Lives Matter protests here which seemed very cheering. In a Guardian interview Reni Eddo-Lodge explains the cheeringness:

    Consequently, what have you found encouraging?

    “Black Lives Matter protests in rural areas. I saw a protest happening in an English village surrounded by greenery, and that’s not usually an environment you see BLM protests happening. Angela Davis said on TV the other day, that she’d never seen anything like this in her lifetime. And I thought, if Angela Davis is going to be optimistic, I will be.”

  5. Look at the way Oprah is using screens! Genius.

(There are 583 of you. The 583 series were limited express electric multiple unit (EMU) train types introduced in 1967 by Japanese National Railways that ran on the through services express Kitaguni and other special trains until 2017. Their seats could be transformed into three-berth beds, enabling the trains to be used on both daytime and night train services.)

#18
August 2, 2020
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A main plank of the BBC lawyers

hello,

  1. I have a friend who dives into a spreadsheet when they’re stressed or overwhelmed. When they need a few minutes of controlled space in their own head. They normally emerge from the spreadsheet with clarity, a new understanding of the problem and a way forward. It’s a great thing to see.

    I was reminded of this by Alex’s analysis of where best to donate your bail-out funds. Thoughtful. Powerful. A small way forward.

    Another is this initiative to mentor black businesses. A lot of people who read this newsletter have signed up. More is better.

  2. Walking round town during lock-down I’ve been seeing loads of fly-posters for Benergy by BenjiFlow. I think they went up just prior to lock-down and have stayed up. It’s such a lovely coinage. Ben-ergy. B-energy. I rolled it round my head a lot. But I’ve only just properly listened to it and it’s fantastic. All kinds of musics, melodies, ideas, benergy.

  3. I enjoyed this judicial reckoning with TV men in The Observer’s interview with Samira Ahmed. (She sued the BBC because she and Jeremy Vine did the same job, presenting the same kind of programme, and he got paid vastly more than her.)

    “A main plank of the BBC lawyers’ expensive case against her was that the enormous discrepancy was explained by Vine having “a glint in the eye” and being “cheeky”. The judge in the case was not convinced. “Jeremy Vine read the script from the autocue,” the judgment noted. “If it told him to roll his eyes he did. It did not require any particular skill or experience to do that.”

  4. I was listening to a podcast the other day. The interviewee said that Richard Ayoade had described the job of a film director as being ‘the custodian of tone’. I like that. Lots of jobs have an element of that. It’s very often what gets you engaged in a piece of creative work but it doesn’t get written and theorised about like plot and story do.

  5. In a week of powerful words Clara Amfo’s speech on Radio 1 really stood out and sunk in.

    (There are 580 of you. 2 down on last month. The decline into irrelevance is picking up speed. 580 is palindromic in bases 12 (404/12) and 17 (202/17). Fun if you’re into Roland samplers.)

#19
June 7, 2020
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Funk, disco, boogie, jazz

What to say? You don’t need another newsletter. I don’t need to be writing one.

Yet here we are.

I’ve been immensely cheered this month by the people-playing-records-at-home genre. I hope some of this works for you…

  1. This Vinyl Factory set with Sarah Evans is particularly joyous. No show-off mixing, just choosing oddly marvellous records and playing them in a good order. “funk, disco, boogie, jazz and a touch of techno”. Infectious and comforting.

  2. And here is Avsluta introducing some ‘introspective electronics’. It’s like having a knowledgeable pal come round and play you some music. Good house plants too, that seems to be a DJ staple.

  3. La Fleur’s 5 Favourite B-sides is similarly splendid. Maybe this is the future of ‘music discovery’

  4. And then there’s Nelly Cook (10-year old daughter of Fat Boy Slim) with a set of tunes that will bounce you round your bedroom. Things to note in here: a) her father cannot resist leaning in to fiddle with some controls, something that appears common to both DJs and Dads and b) Nelly’s lip syncing to Greta Thunberg. That’s cultural potency; when the 10-year olds know your speeches.

  5. It’s a bit off topic for this list but ‘using TikTok to make ambient music’ is a must as well. It is what it says, but in a way you can’t quite imagine. Give it a look.

    And finally, it’s Not Music, but I enjoyed these posters by Annie Atkins. They evoke vintageiness without being all Keep Calm And Etc. You can buy them and contribute to a good cause. Her book looks fantastic too.

    That’s it. Make Your Bed!

#20
May 3, 2020
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Every day is like Wednesday

Hello,

I’m not a big going out person. I like a coffee out. And a breakfast. But mostly, most of the time, I’m in.

So lockdown has surprised me. Not with any hardship, there’s no hardship for us, but by the loss of rhythm. I lose where I am in the week. It turns out that I measure out my weeks with the mileposts of a regular breakfast out with friends on Friday, fish and chips on Friday night, coffee out on Saturday morning, Match of the Day (not out) on Saturday night, coffee out on Sunday morning and a bath on Sunday evening (also not out). With these things gone I flounder around in the week like a broken time machine.

And I have no idea when to bath. Government - where’s my bail-out?

#21
April 5, 2020
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the chickens followed, they are not mine

We've just come back from a holiday in America, using up the last of the air miles from all those years of flying for work. It was fantastic, but it felt like the end of an era. I was reading What We Need To Do Now and ‘fly to Florida and drive around in a convertible’ are squarely not on the list. This is a bit OK Boomer isn’t it? Have a life of flying and then decide to give up right at the end. Sorry about that.

1. A thing I like about holidays is the way you hear different music floating around. Such as, for instance, 10,000 Hours by Dan + Shay and Justin Bieber. Did you all know about this? Should this not have been talked about more? Are there any other pop sociology/science theories/myths that have made it as pop lyrics? There's a band called Skinnerbox. But, apparently no songs. There are loads of songs called Prisoner's Dilemma. You can imagine how those go. There appear to be no songs called You Only Use 10% of Your Brain. There is only one song called Money Ball. I'd have thought there'd be more.

I also note that some of the lyrics of 10,000 hours seem to be based on standard internet security questions. I presume someone was trying to re-activate their online banking while bashing out the second verse:

Do you miss the road that you grew up on?

#22
March 1, 2020
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Let's say we do this the first Sunday of the month

Five things:

  1. I recently read The Maintenance of Headway. It’s lovely and odd. You’re constantly wondering if it’s supposed to be this flat and banal, but it’s so smooth and readable you just keep ploughing on. A strange reading experience. It also contains a profound truth about buses, beautifully illustrated in this interactive diagram.

  2. Turbulence. I realise this is quite circular, me posting to a post from a (brilliant) newsletter about interestingness. But there’s a very high quality metaphor available here. About the technology race in defeating the turbulence from Formula One cars and how it means only the winners can win and the losers keep losing.

    “Essentially the richest teams spend the most money developing their cars, which mostly comes down to tiny aerodynamic adjustments that help their drivers cut through the air with as little drag as possible. Those winglets and modifications also have the knock-on effect of causing additional turbulence, which most in the sport refer to as "dirty air" that makes it harder for other drivers to follow closely and pass…Because all this aerodynamic modeling is computationally intense. It’s also massively expensive (more computers cost more money). In racing, this meant the teams with the most money could find more and more ways to reduce drag in their cars. This led to a kind of arms war of winglets, as teams attempted to find more and more ways to direct air around their car, thereby reducing drag…But the second-order effect was an increase in turbulence for everyone else as these little bits and bobs made for unpredictability in the air as other cars pass.”

  3. In Cockney/underworld slang a ‘carpet’ is 3 or 300, or 3,000. Apparently because if you were sentenced to three years or more in prison you got a carpet in your cell. I assume that’s not actually true, because these things never are, but it reminded me of stories you’d hear in the Civil Service about how, if you were promoted to a particular rank you’d get a carpet for your office. And, of course, if your office was subsequently transferred to someone of lesser grade the carpet would be removed at great expense and inconvenience. There’s some support for these stories online.

  4. This U.A. Fanthorpe poem is perhaps the best poem ever. It’s about WD40 and love.

  5. If anyone’s this good at this. Invite me round for breakfast.

(There are now 580 of you. The I-580 in California was featured in 2011’s Need For Speed: The Run. Not a great game.)

#23
February 2, 2020
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Something reminded me I have a newsletter

Feel free to unsubscribe. Obvs. It’s been more than a year since I sent one of these. I imagine you’ve moved on.

(BTW, I have migrated from tinyletter to substack. Because all the cool kids are on substack, apparently.)

I felt I should do some sort of end of 2019 round-up but I haven't made any notes or anything so these are things that have stuck with me this year:

1. The song The Overload was made by the Talking Heads in an attempt to sound like Joy Division - without them ever having heard any Joy Division. They'd just read about them. Thats a good way to make art.

#43
January 5, 2020
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Sorry Helen

It's been a while. Sorry about that. I imagine you've coped.

And sorry to my friend and colleague Helen who tells me that she gets a little burst of excitement when she gets one of these - thinking it's an actual email - but then realises it's just one of these silly newsletter things. Sorry Helen.

Original thought has been thin on the ground this week so these are just some links/announcements, to get things ticking over again.

Exciting news! Ben and I got a piece of our 'art' into the Royal Academy's Summer Exhibition. Should you be interested in acquiring a limited edition art scarf you can do so at our interactive internet website.

Audio news! 41256 is still going. I rather like the latest episode. I've almost made it half-way through the year, it's one of those long, slow projects that seems to have 'taken'.

Writing news! I did a silly thing about GDPR for Wired, largely inspired by thinking about this newsletter and wondering what my obligations and responsibilities to y'all are. I subsequently decided there aren't many.

And that's it. I will be aiming for an actual idea or thought in a couple of weeks.

(There are currently 494 of you. 494 Virtus is a minor planet orbiting the sun.)

#35
June 10, 2018
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Brilliant reading

I've mentioned here before that what I'm trying to do for Wired is write about the internet like it's not new. To review it like it's culture. I'm still working out how to do that, to be honest, I'm not sure I'm doing it well. It's certainly made me very conscious of people who are doing it fantastically.

For example, there's this piece from Jay Owens. Brilliantly written, useful ideas, properly sourced with actual facts and examples, thoughtful, provocative and funny. This is what properly expert internet criticism looks like. I'd love to write something this good.

Joanne McNeil's newsletter is always similarly inspiring, always an introduction to cultural stuff I've never encountered before, always a sentence I'd love to have written. Try this:

"Podcasts are for the world of Chandlers — people with Chandler-from-Friends voices or created for an audience with Chandler-like sensibilities. And I keep clicking on new podcasts but nothing is working for me (Chandlers, all of them!)"

That has made it impossible for me to listen to all sorts of podcasts and made me apply a whole new editorial filter to 41256.

If you don't, you should read/follow Jay and Joanne.

(There are currently 464 of you. Bless you for that. I used to love the look / layout of the Amstrad CPC 464 keyboard.)

#36
April 15, 2018
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curate.tv

Angus asked me to contribute to curate.tv, which was fun. It's a nice thing; "Desert Island Discs for internet video". Putting it together reminded me of Kim's video from Interesting which is easily the most powerful of my selection. Partly because of the subject, partly because of Kim's incredible delivery but partly, also, because it's not a straight video of the talk. It's the slide show she used for the talk (a stream of images) plus the audio straight from the PA mic. This seems more 'natively internet' than any of the others. A stream of images + a stream of audio. Slideshow + podcast. It fits more naturally with my sense of 'media in a browser' than a retransmission of a music video or a film of a talk. Jenn Schiffer's talk, for instance, was clearly brilliant in real life, but succeeds on YouTube despite the medium, not because of it. It still really succeeds though. Well worth watching. They all are.

Anyway.

(There are currently 453 of you. 453 Tea is an asteroid, once considered a target for the French spacecraft Vesta. As wikipedia points out, Vesta was not built.)

#38
March 18, 2018
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Polite Newsletter

I've long been fascinated by the Polite Notice signs you see, written in a semi-official font, trying to trick the quick glancer into thinking it is, in fact, a Police Notice. I remember seeing them a lot at the seaside when I was growing up in the 70s. People trying to stop tourists from parking in front of their garage.

Are there other examples of wide-spread societally-sanctioned punning? I hope so but I can't think of any.

Clearly, though, now, for many people, that original deceptive purpose is lost and they imagine that's just what you have to write on a notice. Like writing Dear Someone at the beginning of an email. And that maybe if it says Polite Notice then it will be seen as Polite.

I was out for coffee this morning and I saw a moped rider who'd taken this to the next level. He was wearing a hi-viz jacket with POLITE written on the back in a bold police-y font. Apparently these are quite common. This approach seems more likely to actually achieve something - it'll get drivers to slow down in that reflexive way that seems to work for cardboard police officers.

It also conjured up the obvious ultimate end-state, people driving round in cars with checks and hi-viz markings, lights on the top and POLITE emblazoned on the side.

I might do that myself.

(There are currently 447 of you. The 447th Test and Evaluation Squadron was a classified US air force unit that flew captured soviet planes to train US pilots in dog-fighting techniques.)

#39
March 4, 2018
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Entirely like a blog post

You've probably been worried all to hell, unhinged with panic and doubt. For this newsletter is a week late and your world has been turned upside down.

Maybe.

It's a week late because I've started doing an occasional column for Wired.

(I say 'occasional' because that was how Greg, my esteemed editor, described it in a recent tweet. When we chatted about it before I started it was going to be fortnightly. I think he's hedging his bets, we shall see. I'm going to write something fortnightly anyway. Whether they publish it...)

And that fortnight clashes with the fortnight I've been doing this, so I've nudged this off a week to give myself a regular weekly deadline.

I like that; a weekly deadline. I wrote a weekly column for Campaign for years and years and I used to like the shape it gave the week. The thinking, noticing and note-taking during the week, the head-down panic for an hour on Sunday. The relief when you've hit send. I was pretty good at hitting deadlines, I think because I'm more anxious about punctuality than I am about writerly merit. Presumably if I'd been more like Dorothy Parker I would have written better stuff but I would have annoyed more editors. Clear the bar. That's my motto.

(In fact I once wrote something for Wired about of 'weeks' as a concept. I was reminded of it by this marvellous tweet from Susie Dent:

"I love the old markers of time. To go with ‘fortnight’ (fourteen nights), English once had the lovely ‘sennight’ (seven nights) for a week, too. ‘Yestreen’ meant ‘last evening’, ‘ere-yesterday’ was the day before yesterday, and ‘overmorrow’ the day after tomorrow."

The plan for Wired is to do something I've always wanted to do; to review the internet like people review TV or art or theatre. To write about it like it's not new. I'm not quite sure what that means but I'm very keen to find out.

(There are currently 429 of you. 429 is the HTTP response status code for Too Many Requests. One of many HTTP response status codes that feel like they would be useful in ordinary life.)

#34
February 18, 2018
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Algorave as Soulcraft

Way back in 2009, on holiday in New England, I bought and read The Nature of Technology by W. Brain Arthur and Shop Class as Soulcraft by Matthew B. Crawford. I thought the Arthur book was brilliant and ripped it off for my talk at dConstruct that year. The Crawford book bothered me and has been bugging me ever since.

Part of his premise (as I remember) is that working on (pre-digital) cars and bikes is inherently satisfying and meditative because their engines and mechanics make physical intuitive sense to us in a way that digital devices don't. It's obvious and comprehensible to our hands and eyes how they connect up and work, fixing them gives us a sense of accomplishment that we can't get from working on a computer. He talks about the transparent affordances of carburettors and such-like and how the inner workings of a VW beetle engine reveals itself to us.

Which is great. Except they don't. Not to me anyway.

I'm a big fan of old cars. We have too many of them. I used to love our old Series III Land Rover because the air conditioning was a big flap at the front that you waggled up and down and I could easily work out how to fix that. But when you get inside, when you get to the engine, I'm utterly lost. There's nothing intuitive and comprehensible in there. You can't just guess how an internal combustion engine works.

What he's done there is mistake intuition for education. Or, at least, experience.

(Though, thinking about it now, it's entirely possible that this is not Mr Crawford's argument at all, and that I've misremembered and conflated his book with many other similar pieces over the years. If that is true I hope he'll forgive me.)

What I'm finding interesting now is looking at a world where more and more people have the same familiarity with computers and code that Matthew B. Crawford has with his bikes.

More and more people understand code as a material, something they know how to work with, something they can push and shove and tinker with. I'm beginning to wonder if that's what makes something like Algorave interesting. It's not just improvised dance music, it's also dance music where much of the audience has a real sense of how the music's getting made.

Ursula K Le Guin's brilliant rant about technology also seems relevant here.

Anyway

(There are currently 414 of you. 414 is so interesting it has to be disaggregated on wikipedia. Do you mean the light plane or the bomber, the hackers or the asteroid? All of them.)

Oh - and the podcast is still going! Have a listen to the latest episode.

#33
January 28, 2018
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Speechifiying

Thousands of years ago I did Speechification with Steve Bowbrick and Roo Reynolds. It was a podcast of interesting speech radio. Other people's radio. We didn't own the rights but it was the days when no one even understood what we were doing so it didn't seem to matter. Then, slowly it started to matter and we got scared and stopped. But people loved it because 'discovery' for interesting bits of radio is hard. It's still hard.

The twitter account still sits there. I'm not sure who has the login details. The links have all broken. And there's a tumblr from a point when we tried to make it into a 'curation' of Radio 4 rather than a pure rip-off, so a lot of those links still work. There was a Facebook group too, I occasionally get a notification about that.

It's still an itch I want to scratch so I've started 41256. A similar thing but with fragments of audio, not whole programmes. It's less than 5 minutes long, that seems an under-explored podcast length. You can subscribe via iTunes or find it on Soundcloud. Let's see how long this lasts before I get scared.


(There are currently 404 of you. Brilliant! The most famous error message. According to wikipedia - "In 2008, a study carried out by the telecommunications arm of the Royal Mail found that '404' became a slang synonym for 'clueless' in the UK." I think that's not true.)

#42
January 14, 2018
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A small piece of web

While we're all starting to deal with the fact that much of the web has gone bad I like to try and keep noticing the good bits.

Here's one: thatfootballgame.

It's a very simple, really intriguing football prediction game. Like fantasy league but both simpler and cleverer. It's independent, it's funny, it's enabled by the web but it doesn't exploit your data.

They send a funny email every week that reminds you to do your picking. It adds another dimension to our weekly family fry-up. Anne was leading the league for the first few weeks. Arthur got 'Pick of the Week' for predicting that Huddersfield would beat Manchester United. I am dismal at predicting football things.

I suspect this information will be of no use to you until the next season starts but pop a calendar reminder in and join us in playing some of ThatFootballGame.

(There are currently 372 of you. 372 Palma is one of the largest main-belt asteroids. It was discovered in 1893 in Nice.)

#40
December 3, 2017
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Counting

I'm sitting outside Bar Italia in Soho's fashionable Soho. According to Swarm this is the 600th time I've been here. It's more though, obviously. I first came here in the 80s. I still like 'checking into' places. I like counting things like that. I like the sense of scale and tempo it gives me. I know we're all more and more aware of the pernicious effects of digital tools but I, at least, still like the tally-stick capabilities of the little pocket databases we carry around. I like that I can count things. I use Streak to monitor occasional minor medical occurrences and to remind me to take my statins. And to nudge me into writing every day. And to do these tinyletters.

My mother-in-law is visiting at the moment. She loves her newly acquired Fitbit. We were comparing notes about steps this morning over cereal and we agreed that counting steps occasionally nudges us both out of the sofa, but it never occurred to either of us to 'become friends' on Fitbit. That's not the point. Somewhere along the way all this counting, these notches on sticks, got intermingled with community and connection and competition and gamification. Counting became sharing became sousveillance. Now, rightly, we're running from that. But that doesn't make the counting worthless. It reminds me of what Nat and Dan wrote about Bulletin. I want a device that's smart but not connected. For counting.

Speaking of which...

(There are currently 366 of you. 366 geometry is a pseudoscientific metrology supposedly used by an alleged megalithic civilisation of Britain and Brittany. It apparently used a 366 degree circle rather than the 360 degree one we use today.)

PS: I've just noticed some of you are replying to these messages. That's very kind of you. Apologies for not spotting that before.

#41
November 19, 2017
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Tabs and Margins

Since it’s NaNoWriMo I too am not writing a novel. Instead I’ve been devoting a bit of time each day to getting down some more thoughts about PowerPoint, to see if there’s a book there.

Yesterday I was wondering why I like it so much. Apart from my contrariness and that professionally I’ve had to become reasonably facile with it, why do I find it so fascinating? One reason is that nothing so accessibly combines live performance, design, imagery and words. A really good PowerPoint presentation combines the visual and narrative assault of a movie with the unpredictable thrill of a gig. (I’m not talking about every presentation here, you understand, I’ve seen a couple this week that were definitely not Citizen Kane meets Live At Leeds.) Thinking about this always reminds me to try and watch Swimming To Cambodia again. I’ve not seen it for, maybe, 20 years, but in my head Spaulding Gray’s performances did a lot of what I imagine a great presentation does - did he ever use PowerPoint? I doubt it.

#37
November 5, 2017
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Difficult like Sunday afternoon

I'm sitting in front of the TV watching Graham Souness and Thierry Henry analyse the Arsenal v Everton match. It's a Sunday afternoon, we've just watched the second half of the game, having been out to see The Death of Stalin. (Death of Stalin - v. good. Second Half of the Game - v. good.) I can think of nothing to say in this email so I'm employing a classic mid-2007 blogging trick; just start writing until an idea occurs to you. Sunday afternoon is a difficult time to do that. I'm not normally this late getting something together.

And the idea's just occurred to me.

I've been doing a bit of training recently, sharing a loose bundle of thoughts about strategy and how to work with 'creative people'. That's largely meant assembling a huge powerpoint deck of all the bits that seemed to have worked in the past. Mostly not things I've thought of, just things I think might be useful. And revisiting that stuff, the bit that's seemed most true and effective is Ze Frank's brain crack episode. It's 11 years old. You can see him inventing so many of the techniques that would be 'vlogging', and understanding and pulling apart that kind of sustained creative act while he was doing it. The best way to have an idea? Just start.

(There are currently 350 of you. 350 ppm of CO2 in the upper atmosphere is considered the safe upper limit to avoid a climate tipping point.)

#32
October 22, 2017
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Cafe Blogging

Cafe blogging was the best blogging. That's what I enjoyed. No opinions just condiments. Just pictures of fried food and silly jokes. It mystified journalists, publishers and everyone because it fell between the category cracks. Are you a food writer? Are you a critic? Are these reviews? Is this a travel guide? Is it a joke book? That's probably one reason why the book failed. Periodically I'd be invited to appear on MSM to be one side of an artificial debate about fry-ups versus health or some such. They weren't happy with the unsurprising view that both fry-ups and salads could be nice.

I don't know why I stopped. There's no shortage of great cafes. It's mostly, I suspect, because my wearying body can't cope with the artery hardening any more. So maybe I should revive AGPFACOTAAT rather than EBCB, it was always designed for places that didn't do chips. Even my decrepit husk could cope with the occasional cuppa and bacon sandwich.

I do like the vintage patina that surrounds cafe blogs, they still bear the design of their times. Ageing inevtiably like their subject, once modern and shiny like formica, now just a bit worn down. Classic Cafes remains a favourite, proudly boasting of its latest update in March 2010. I wonder what keeps it up. Is Adrian still kicking in for the hosting fee? He must be. Does he still get the emails from location scouts asking for where to shoot a gangster scene or an ad? (Answer, always: The Regency or The Shepherdess)

So, in cafe news: the demise of City Snacks is recorded on EBCBrevisited and some moments are remembered on my blog. Meanwhile the Arthur's entry re-ignites A Good Place For A Cup Of Tea And A Think. The first post since April 2009.

(There are currently 349 of you. The submarine P349 would have been the only Royal Navy ship to bear the name Thor but was scrapped before she could be completed.)

#31
October 8, 2017
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Choronzon Uber

TfL's decision to try and rein in Uber reminded me of a thing I wrote for Wired a couple of years ago. I was one of a bunch of writers asked to contribute to something about 'what we can learn from Uber'. I wanted to write a straight-forward 'don't be an evil arse' piece but was persuaded to moderate it somewhat by an editorial team who were after something more Yay Future! and friends who found (and still find) Uber incredibly cheap and convenient.

(That phenomenon is best exemplified by a quote from a respondent to Doteveryone's research: “I’ve been punched in the face by an Uber driver but I still use it because it’s the easiest.”)

Nevertheless I still managed to summon up a few convictions and pointed out that, irrespective of the actual ethical position, giant avaricious corporations eventually need people to like them. And that part of being liked means having some sense of connection to something beyond 'the market'. There's an Overton Window for regulation too, if you're not close to it even regulators who are inclined to flex in favour of innovation will be forced to act. Getting in the window means being seen to engage with civic society.

In the piece I talk about my time working with Microsoft when they were sued by the DOJ. After the suit they hired a battery of lobbyists who had two pieces of advice. 1. You should pay your lobbyists lots of money. 2. DC hates you because you're unusual, you're not like other businesses they've come across, you appear to have different behaviours and motivations, so they don't know how to deal with you.

The advertising brief we eventually got as a result of these machinations was fascinating; make Microsoft feel exactly the same as every other corporation in America. We produced an ad that made computing part of the American dream; astronauts and babies using software. It ran all day every day for a year, but only in DC.

Every now and then I try and find it on YouTube, but there's nothing. I wonder if that's sinister.

(There are currently 333 of you. The number 333 is used to represent Choronzon, a demon used in the mystical system created by Aleister Crowley. "An experimental multimedia project named Choronzon has existed since the late eighties, beginning as two separate and unknown cassette-culture projects, one from the west coast of the United States and the other from the eastern USA. When the internet made each project aware of the other, they fused these into one project." wikipedia)

#27
September 24, 2017
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New Media

A few weeks ago I was interviewed for a BBC radio programme about PowerPoint. I was slightly reluctant to do it. I worried it would be another programme in the genre I think of as "Journalists and academics discover and ridicule things everyone else has been using for years and have thoroughly understood without their assistance". It's not that.*

It does track uncannily close to the shape of the article I wrote about PPT for Wired, but I guess that's fair enough.

In related news Ella has written the definitive and canonical post about Doing Presentations for DoingPresentations.com

PowerPoint created a genuinely new and powerful form of human/media interaction, I like noticing those.
And here's another one. A family broadcasting from their living room, enjoying a glass of wine, watching telly, and doing an extended, immaculate DJ set of some classic Old School Funky House. I love this.

(There are currently 306 of you. The number 306 does not have a page on Wikipedia but you can ask for it to be created. Non-intuitively the Peugeot 306 replaced the 309 but, more sensibly, its place was eventually taken by the 307)

​*Obviously, now I think about it, I've probably contributed to the genre quite a lot myself.

#25
September 10, 2017
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Watery

Joanne McNeil's lovely review nudged me into reading New York 2140 and I'm really glad. There are themes that many here would enjoy; dark pools, cities, air ships, New York topography, disaster, submarines, dredging, a plausible end to late stage capitalism. And the watery themes of the novel seemed to seep into the way I was reading it. The Kindle/iPhone/Echo/Audible infrastructure is now sufficiently oiled that I was sliding easily between reading text, listening to the audio or lying in bed muttering 'Alexa, play audible' and the book just carrying on where I'd just finished reading. It felt fluid.

It made me wonder what London would be like under another 50 feet of sea level and, of course, Stamen had the answer. And it reminded me of my own tiny speculations at Russell Square Farm, a twitter account I've been occasionally adding to since the summer of 2012. My only rules are I can only update it when I'm in Russell Square and I'm not allowed to look back at the stream to remind myself of the story. So there is no story.

(There are currently 269 of you. 269 is the area code for Kalamazoo which, due to its exotic and euphonious name has ended up in more songs that the average place in South Western Michigan.)

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