Apologies, it's a small one this week. It has been an eventful fortnight. We got our first real bout of 'toddlers being disease vectors'. Flo had a round of Norovirus that had her vomiting for 4-6 hours straight two weekends ago.
She had mostly recovered by the end of the weekend, but the week had other plans. I was falling asleep that Sunday evening before hearing an almighty crash. I had no idea what was going on. My better half straight away said she thought it was a car.
Lo and behold, I poke my head out of the window, only to see a 2010 model BMW firmly planted in the hedge of the next door neighbour's garden. The car had come off the road at speed (we live on a slight corner), taken out a wall, and a lamppost, then careened across our front garden before finding purchase in aforementioned hedge. All of the occupants scarpered, leaving their untaxed vehicle behind.
It missed our house by a few feet and next door's gas main by even less. As disruptive as it was getting the car recovered and the detritus of the lamppost being cut down it could have been a lot worse. Flo, somehow, slept through it all.