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Bucket of Eels: Simenchelys parasitica

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

Today’s eel: Every edition of this newsletter is named after an eel. Today's eel is Simenchelys parasitica, which also goes by a series of fairly rude names including snubnose eel, pug-nosed eel, slime eel, and snub-nose parasitic eel. I picked it because these eels are fairly gross (the way I felt about 2022) and also have a lot of fascinating potential we can scavenge (how I'm hoping to feel about 2022 in the future).

#20
January 6, 2023
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Bucket of Eels: Larry Gordon (Enchelycore pardalis)

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

[image: an eel, with yellow skin spotted with black spots, swimming in a tank with other colorful fish]

Today’s eel: Every edition of this newsletter is named after an eel. Normally that means an eel species, but today's issue is named after a specific, individual eel. His name is Larry Gordon, and he lives in Tacoma, Washington. I read about Larry in this delightful story by Emily Anthes, and I really do hope you go read the whole thing because it's great.

#19
November 2, 2022
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Bucket of Eels: Protanguilla palau

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

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[image: A photograph of Protanguilla palau, a pinkish eel that has a long body and white tipped fins, swimming along the seafloor, which is white]

Note: Today's newsletter is LONG! If you want to read it in a browser here's a link. There are also a lot of images. SORRY. I haven't sent one of these in a year, please forgive me for being long winded.

#18
October 24, 2022
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Bucket of Eels: Gorgasia hawaiiensis

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image: a single skinny eel against a blue background

Today’s eel: Every edition of this newsletter is named after an eel. Today’s is the Hawaiian garden eel (Gorgasia hawaiiensis). I can’t believe we haven’t talked about garden eels in the past in this newsletter, since I have a real soft spot for them. There are about 35 known species of garden eel and their namesake comes from the fact that they bury themselves in the sand and seem to almost grow, like a little eel garden.

#17
December 28, 2021
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Bucket of Eels: Stemonidium hypomelas

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

: is one of a handful of so-called “sawtooth eels.” But the thing that sets apart from the rest of the sawtooth family is, in science talk, “reduced dentition.” In other words, can be distinguished from other sawtooths because it has less sawtoothy teeth. It looks a bit more like a snipe eel, .

#1
March 28, 2021
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Bucket of Eels is writhing elsewhere

Hi all,

This is just a quick housekeeping email to say that I’m moving this newsletter away from Substack. At this point you either know all about why, or have no clue what I’m talking about at all. If you want to read up on what’s going on, other folks have covered it far better than I can. Substack can choose to pay and promote whoever they like, and I can choose to leave if their editorial choices don’t align with my values. And suffice to say that platforming and paying TERFs & racists isn’t something I want to participate in, to put it lightly.

You don’t have to do anything to stay subscribed, but the next time you get an email from the eel bucket, it will look slightly different. You’ll get one of those from me soon to confirm that the switch has been made successfully.

#16
March 25, 2021
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Bucket of Eels: Anarrhichthys ocellatus

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

#15
December 31, 2020
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Bucket of Eels: Rhinomuraena quaesita

#14
September 19, 2020
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Bucket of Eels: Macrognathus siamensis

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

#13
June 16, 2020
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Bucket of Eels: Nemichthys scolopaceus

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

#12
January 31, 2020
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Bucket of Eels: Anguilla dieffenbachii

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

#11
December 13, 2019
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Bucket of Eels: Electrophorus electricus part II

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

#10
September 24, 2019
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Bucket of Eels: Mastacembelus shiranus

#9
June 27, 2019
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Bucket of Eels: Electrophorus electricus

#8
May 7, 2019
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Bucket of Eels: Eurypharynx pelecanoides

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

#7
April 9, 2019
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Bucket of Eels: Gymnothorax javanicus

#6
March 6, 2019
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Bucket of Eels: Mastacembelus armatus

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

#5
February 9, 2019
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Bucket of Eels: Conger conger

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

#4
January 7, 2019
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Bucket of Eels: Monopterus albus

Welcome to today’s bucket of eels. I’m Rose. Let’s pull out some eels, shall we?

#3
December 21, 2018
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Bucket of Eels: Anguilla rostrata

#2
November 30, 2018
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