July 27, 2019, 6:56 a.m.

Riaz's party: Today at 19.30!

Riaz's Coffee Shop Opening Alerts

What? It’s Riaz’s birthday party tonight at 19.30

Oh, cool do I have to bring anything? Riaz will provide sourdough bread, cheese, hummus, maybe some cake? Snack type food. If you want alcohol you should bring your own.

I have a terrible, life-threatening allergy, can I still come? Sure, let Riaz know and he’ll see if he can do anything. Cat allergies non negotiable.

Where can I store my bike? There should be some shed space, make your requirements known on arrival.

What’s the accessibility situation? Sadly, the bathroom is up a flight of stairs. The party should remain at ground level.

Can I bring my friend/lover/family member? Sure, if they aren’t right wing and won’t scare Monkey the cat.

When is Riaz’s actual birthday? It was June 8th.

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