Great Lines: The Tweets Edition
Sup everyone. Muneer here.
- This newsletter is going to be all the great lines and zingers from things I read on the Web. As most of you know, I read a lot. Probably more than I should.
- The links aren’t necessarily timely. I read a lot of old stuff. I’m not up with the times.
- And in the course of reading, I often see lines that are hilarious or beautiful.
- I will bring those to you in this space.
i hold a gender reveal party. all my relatives wait as i pull off the cake cover. the icing says “gender is a spectrum”. it’s too late, i have the powerpoint up
— Queenie (@queer_queenie) February 21, 2018
Therapist: What’s wrong?
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 30, 2018
Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I’ll be getting a divorce
Therapist: And who told you that?
Me: tearfully clears throat
These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge pic.twitter.com/MF8ME8tJOM
— James Kirkpatrick (@James_Kpatrick) April 5, 2013
Fifth Third Bank? I don’t think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank.
— Derek Lawler (@RowdyBowden) March 13, 2012
4 months ago i quietly left 57 dvds of ‘click’ at my parents’ house and they’ve still never noticed or mentioned it pic.twitter.com/j864rH9eG8
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) November 28, 2013
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