Great Lines: Another Twitter Edition
In theory, I should be able to get a vaccine on May 1. I’m getting some some snacks, a lawn chair and a power bank. Me and my pal Steve might even tailgate at the line.
This was too awesome not to share:
— Steve Harvey (@IAmSteveHarvey) March 2, 2021
This is absolutely something I’d do:
— Yell Dead Incel (@twistedamnerica) March 2, 2021
Agree:
The National Park Service employee who chose the verb “commit” here should be awarded a Nobel Prize in literature pic.twitter.com/YjmgMb9xNS
— Joe Bernstein (@Bernstein) June 9, 2020
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