Hearken, fair readers. First off, I want to level with you, and let you know that this proclamation may not be weekly. It may end up being bi-weekly, or monthly, or something like that, but goddamn it, I’m going to call it the Weekly Proclamation because it will always be released on a week. That way, I don’t need to feel guilt, and you don’t need to feel let down. Whenever I feel like not posting, I will post an update saying “I didn’t really do anything”, and may I be booed and have rotten tomatoes thrown at me like some vagrant locked in the village stocks. Sound good? Onward, then!
You can read this week’s proclamation at https://writing.martin-brennan.com/weekly-proclamation-1/
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