Hey folks! Have you ever heard about a little something called karma???? It goes like this: I make an innocent little joke in which I call for the death of Dustin, the beloved title character of the comic strip Dustin, and then I am immediately myself afflicted with a case of COVID-19. Symptoms quite mild but probably not best for me to spend 90 minutes tonight yelling jokes at a crowd of people in a poorly ventilated theater, so I am cancelling tonight’s Internet Read Aloud!!! Sorry all and hopefully I can get this gang back together in 2023.
Not even a serious respiratory virus can stop the comment of the week, however, which was carefully selected in my sealed bunker:
"Billy doesn't seem to me like the kind of kid who'd have an expensive, lab-quality microscope, but if he got one, he's definitely the kind of kid who'd leave it on the floor." --Steph