Even the <i>Twilight</i> vampires were scarier than this
Six Chix, 10/23/23
This is at least the second time that Six Chix has done a "ha ha, what if vampires got the blood they need to survive in very chill and non-scary ways" joke, and I'm going to go on the record as not really caring for it. Vampires are dangerous monsters who God has turned His back on, and they use their sexy charisma to lure us into complacency so they can violently drink our blood! The best case scenario for a vampire victime is a painful death, but it's also possible that they can Turn you into one of them, another damned soul haunting the night and burning with a thirst that can never be truly slaked. If they can just order vials of blood on GrubHub or whatever it's not fun anymore, and doing this joke so close to Halloween is frankly offensive.