[Boomer Email Issue #7] Fwd: Best Joke Of The Political Season
This is Issue #7 of Boomer Email (anonymized and forwarded along by MSCHF).
From: geraldhickey47@comcast.net
To: Mikey Miller <tcafp27@me.com>, Sam Feran <sam@sfmaif.com>, “Irving F. Knittle” <iifkn@gmail.com>, SHelly Gerald <jshelly837@gmail.com>, Marcus Stewart <marcus.stewart@halo.com>, Bob Sagett <bob@sagettgroceriesandsupplies.com>, Robert & Rose Dolittle <doalotordoalittle@gmail.com>, Ed Sullivan <goodolded>, Burt Huckabee <burthuckabee@comcast.netnet>
Date Sent: Thurs, 30 April 2020 19:03:05 -0400
Date Received: Thurs, 30 April 2020 16:03:12 -0700 (PDT)
WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES
Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Trump and Sanders sitting over there?’
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a real honor! ‘What are you guys doing in here?’
Trump says, ‘We’re planning WW III.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
Trump says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.’
The guy exclaims, ‘A blonde with big boobs?
‘Why kill a blonde with big boobs?’
Trump turns to Sanders and says, ‘See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.’
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