dec 10 2021 - artist rising trainwreck
hello inbox trolls!
this slushee's title comes from the astrology meme graphic below—one of the best of the year! last Friday's first quarter moon was in pisces and the sun was obvi in sag szn. the rising? up to ur geography bestie!!
https://twitter.com/elden1000000/status/1468641618966188032
I plugged in my and everyone whose big 3 placements I know and didn't get a single incorrect statement. cancers are little spoons! pisces risings are little cry babies! someone challenge me!!
it's the last slushee of the Gregorian calendar year ~ so many trends and sub-crits and best of's to spell out but in keeping with slushee tradition, I can't be bothered to spell any of them out here, I'm so tired so... plz find future entries in the BNPL!
Txt msg screenshot- sender: BNPL: buy now, pay later or benedict nguyen public library 🤔🤔🤔. recipient (me): LMAO stop Don't stop
at least the obscenely warm winter air smells crisp!
til 2022 🥰 💀
benedict