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Episode 16 - Day 2: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

In continuing with our completely Regular and Normal release schedule, here is the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-16-day-2-200-pm-400-pm?si=9ab3501820e3488abc6253fd571ac1a6&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Season 2 unofficial theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_orh_b3_7W4

You’re gonna need a hacksaw. Don’t forget to review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.

#21
July 5, 2023
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Episode 15 - Day 2: 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

In continuing with our completely Regular and Normal release schedule, here is the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-15-day-2-1200-pm-200-pm?si=663c7734a8b644ac92ee91560244429b&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Notes: idea for a show about construction crews that clean up after terrorist attacks CTU fails to prevent/ RIP paula/ "you could probably connect me to the manson family"/ 24 in the studio/ nina cctv/ triumphant return of PJJ/ jack off the leash/ "there's no emotion here"/ roundhouse kick

Season 2 unofficial theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_orh_b3_7W4

#20
June 9, 2023
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24-core Episode 1 Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

But it is also an anti-TV podcast.

This week, we're talking movies as we try and outline some aspects of 24-core, which is sort of like Havana Syndrome, but real.

Here's the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/24-core-episode-1-zero-dark-thirty-full-river-red?si=22a0bf90fb914b53bc273116a5bdc223&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

#19
April 20, 2023
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Episode 14 - Day 2: 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Real heads know the episode has been out for almost a week (Ian is not a real head): https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-14-day-2-1000-am-1200-pm?si=1f4c780531e24b619f525e4f5126c728&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

james whitmore jr. enters the ring/ "jack bauer called with specific instructions"/ warehouse shootout/ patriots are in control/ rip mason/ magic cubs mug/ shotgun jack/ qanon uncle rico/ "i don't have to answer to you so drop the attitude"/ rip mason

Season 2 unofficial theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_orh_b3_7W4

#18
March 29, 2023
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Episode 13 - Day 2: 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

WE ARE SO BACK: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-13-day-2-800-am-1000-am?si=af48eaf378034a058eed53a0126bfea3&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

The Cassar era dawns. George Mason stops shaving. Jack wears flannel. The show gets more racist. Kim story somehow worse. The 24/Star Trek singularity draws nearer.

Season 2 unofficial theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_orh_b3_7W4

#17
March 8, 2023
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Stephen Hopkins Auteurism Episode 1 Out Now

This is the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here is our inaugural Hopkins Halloween Special: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/stephen-hopkins-auteurism-episode-1-dangerous-gamea-nightmare-on-elm-street-the-dream-child?si=828fc4b85ac4472fbf86a5ef91530adc&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

To paraphrase Béla Lugosi in The Black Cat: We have returned . . . after fifteen years we have returned.

You’ll live to regret this. Don’t forget to review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.

#16
November 1, 2022
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Episode 12 - Day 1: 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-12-day-1-1000-pm-1200-am?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[The following text is copied directly from the Wikipedia entry for 24.]

24 is an American action drama television series created by Joel Surnow and Robert Cochran for Fox. The series stars Kiefer Sutherland as counter-terrorist agent Jack Bauer. It covers 24 consecutive hours in Bauer’s life using the real time method of narration. Multiple interrelated plots are featured in each episode, which often include Bauer’s contacts in perilous crisis. The show premiered on November 6, 2001 and spanned 24 episodes over a single season, with the series finale broadcast on May 21, 2002, due to unfortunate and undeserved cancellation by the network after the show’s full-season order. 24 is a joint production by Imagine Television and 20th Century Fox Television.

#15
July 4, 2022
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Episode 11 - Day 1: 8:00 PM - 10 PM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here's the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-10-day-1-800-pm-1000-pm?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

The End is nigh.

BLOOR STREET OUT NOW VIA COOKING VINYL

#14
June 9, 2022
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Episode 10 - Day 1: 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode, but as it's an unusual and unprecedented one, you may want to read the description before listening: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-10-day-1-600-pm-800-pm?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

24 HOURS DON'T MAKE AN IDEOLOGY PRESENTS "ON THE GOLDEN GLOBE"*

It was a sunny Thursday afternoon in spring when Ryan and Ian sat down to record this episode. Unseasonably warm in the Midwest and, one can assume, far too hot in the City of Angels, Los Angeles California. All was right with the world. Or was it? Unbeknownst to these podcasters, deep state forces were colluding to prevent them from spreading the Truth. Across time and distance, the overlapping networks both invisible and material that tethered the co-hosts worked their dark magic, capturing an endless string of ones and zeroes, interpreting them back as sound, image -- the low, ambient hum of rooms masking the interference that was taking place. Bedeviled by powers greater than them, but not overcome, what is presented here is a corrupted document of that afternoon. Ryan floats disembodied in and out of the sonic field. Ian howls into the void, ignorant, as if he were having the time of his life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

#13
April 27, 2022
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Episode 9 - Day 1: 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-9-day-1-400-pm-600-pm?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

JACK NOTES: HOPKINS HAD AMNESIA/ mason actually a competent boss/ jack getting snippy/ have the writers decided nina is a mole?/ oh god not rick again/ this teri plot lol/ “i want SWAT personnel at the door – QUIETLY”/ hotel sequence is aces until it isn’t/ palmer throwing his weight around/ TV journeyman frederick king keller/ “today can’t be about two things”/ palmer canon Dem/ “there’s entirely too much personal business going on here”/ kim and rick plot just awful, torturous/ what’s the matter with teddy?/ “we’re not up here shopping for dockers”/ “DNC will milk it”

ALL HAIL PENNY JOHNSON JERALD

#12
April 7, 2022
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Episode 8 - Day 1: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-8-day-1-200-pm-400-pm?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

JACK NOTES: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87yl5pbF-ZI

BLOOR STREET OUT NOW VIA COOKING VINYL

#11
March 9, 2022
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Episode 7 - Day 1: 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-7-day-1-1200-pm-200-pm?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

JACK NOTES: more Hopkins/ mid-season season finale/ lmao lost in the woods come on/ penny johnson jerald knows what the fuck this show's about/ these tactical units are slow as hell al leong RIP/ m*****/ good palmer ep/ kim annoying/ wilderness jack/ jack eating controversy/ father phil/ the board reset/ good tony scene

The vibe has shifted: the Cassar Era has begun.

#10
February 24, 2022
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Reckless & Me Episode 1 - Bloor Street Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*tish and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists. But it is also a podcast about Kiefer Sutherland.

You may not know this, but aside from being an accomplished actor of television and cinema, amateur cook, and chess player, Kiefer is also a musician who just released his third album, entitled "Bloor Street." We took a break from 24 to catch up with Kiefer as his is today - rambler, gambler, a traveling troubadour longing to be free in this era of isolation. So, come, take a walk down Bloor Street with us, the wind is cold, but the Gucci store is warm inside. Nothing here is affordable. The guard is eyeing me but honestly I don't even like this stuff enough to steal it. Is this sticker really $50!?! Now I do want to steal it just to spite them. Looks like there's actually two security guards. I move to put the sticker back. Bob Dylan's "Beyond Here Lies Nothing" starts playing over the store speakers. The sticker moves to my pocket. I stare down the guards. They make their move. Now it's a race for the door. I push on it. It's a pull door - the guards reach out. I slip through. The wind blows off the lake, the guards are yelling at me as I melt into the crowd. I make the right on Yonge . . .

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/reckless-me-episode-1-bloor-street?si=51819a0b1f904824ae76a49f218173f3&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

BLOOR STREET OUT NOW VIA COOKING VINYL

#9
February 9, 2022
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Episode 6: 10:00 AM-12:00 PM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the brtsh and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-6-day-1-1000-am-1200-pm?si=f6d70a36a7024ea88035955b9b7e23c1&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

We made it halfway.

From the IMDb for 24 s1 e12: “After arriving at Gaines’ compound, Jack refuses backup until he knows that Kim and Teri are safe, wanting to prevent “another Waco.” In 1993, the ATF attempted to raid the compound of the Branch Davidians religious sect in Waco, suspecting David Koresh and his followers of federal gun law violations; their plan was inadvertently compromised by a reporter, and the raid turned into a two-hour firefight. After a 51-day standoff with the FBI, and following the insertion of CS gas to drive the sect members out by force, the compound burned down, the cause of which still remains in dispute, resulting in 76 deaths. The events at Waco were later cited as the primary motivation for the Oklahoma City bombing in 1995, which remains the deadliest incident of domestic terrorism in American history.”

#8
January 26, 2022
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24 hours don't make an ideology returns! Episode 5: 8:00 AM-10:00 AM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the brtsh and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-5-day-1-800-am-1000-am?si=fbe0beadd64e4313ad0ff5fb69f2037a&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

And we’re back in Hopkins Mode (TM).

Questionable labor practices at CTU/ kiefer yelling/ Gilmore Girls/ the working class heroes of 24/ "fetch the boltcutters"/ Peter Bogdanovich's Targets/ “you’re not the only one who has problems, jack”/ no one knows what CTU is/ “jack bauer”…”you know him?”…”i’ve heard the name”/ "home of the $3.99 all day breakfast"/ jack nap/ bad guys and good guys not so different!/ TV gore/ LA's yellow haze/ traffic/ guy who directed episode 10 directed all the biden convention videos and also…waiting for superman and an inconvenient truth???/ tony cubs mug sighting/ longest phone call in show history (trivia)/ “i’m the last thing you will ever see…”/ jack in an olds/ reverse projection/ ira-as-middleman/ “he can be difficult”/ “most of you have been up 24 hours…too bad”/ that cut to jack driving the limo with those sunglasses

#7
January 11, 2022
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Episode 4: 6:00-8:00 AM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*t*sh and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-4-day-1-600-am-800-am?si=db523008de9046f3925433bc8762af38&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

TFW WE GO HOPKINS MODE

#6
December 22, 2021
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Episode 3: 4:00-6:00 AM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*t*sh and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-3-day-1-400-am-600-am?si=631133fbd3084b28bab13ce61bbb3fe6

JACK NOTES: Today in the notes, we're going to switch it up, as we bid goodbye to the year 2001, these episodes of the show being the last to air in that fateful year. Misty watercolor memories of a time when cell phones were of moderate size. When Barack Obama was just a fictional character named David Palmer. When Refused floated wistfully from passing passenger vans. When the voters knew how to forgive. When journalists had principles (ignoring doctor/patient confidentiality). When the satellite feeds were pristine. When Canadians ruled the American airwaves. When technology felt like magic and the last time airports were not nightmarish hellscapes. We used to be a country. A proper country.

Hope you enjoy the show, and don't forget: Jack is wound a little tighter than the rest of us.

#5
December 6, 2021
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All Episodes Now on Stitcher and TuneIn

The pod should be up on Stitcher and TuneIn by the time you read this email or shortly thereafter. If this is not the case, I apologize; I don't know what I'm doing, but the listeners know how to forgive.

Episode 3 out next week.

And you can always find us on Twitter and Soundcloud.

Thanks for listening.

#4
November 29, 2021
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Episode 2: 2:00-4:00 AM Out Now

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*t*sh and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Here’s the episode: https://soundcloud.com/24hourspod/episode-2-day-1-200-am-400-am?si=f4ffbc27a5414ffaa90686c9d900cfaf

JACK NOTES: sweaty/ thumb reveal/ “why don’t you put alan on the phone”/ lotta handheld/ budget willem defoe/ a square’s nightmare/ 70s parking garage/ damn palmer is really obama huh/ sweaty again and whispering/ shot reverse shot split screen/ phone ring/ kiefer’s tats/ never send burnout losers to do a kidnapping/ shouts out to zach grenier/ honestly everyone is bringing their a-game this ep/ love this nightmare trash warehouse/ “who are you working for!”/ jack rage mode/ did mandy’s gf dirty/

I hate when GIRLS die

— Young Thug ひ (@youngthug) July 5, 2017
#3
November 22, 2021
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Episode 1 Out Now on Apple/Google/Spotify

Episode 1 is now out on the main pod-casters. Let us know if there's anywhere else you'd like to see us.

Episode 2 will be out Monday, 11/22 and we will ask provocative questions like:

1) "CTU? What the hell is that?"

2) "What's so special about Jack Bauer?"

#2
November 13, 2021
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EPISODE ONE LIVE NOW

This is a podcast about the 69th best tv show of the 21st century according to the br*t*sh and the premiere podcast destination for Stephen Hopkins Autuerists.

Cutting to the chase, here's the episode: Episode 1 - Day 1: 12:00 AM - 2:00 AM.

JACK NOTES: most dangerous day in America: primary day/ divorce-core/ what if a guy loved his family and also got mad/ the bizarro network tv version of The Sopranos/ WATCH TO SEE IF JACK EATS THE JELLO/ Coldplay poster in kim's room/ Irish back tattoos/ stranger danger mystery machine/ an old person's idea of what young people did in 2001/ the "terrorist database"/ Jesse Jackson erasure/ creepy German photographers/ sicko mode/ what if a drunk, horny lady was actually a stone cold killer/ reefer madness/ “did you ever meet princess di? . . . what was she like?” “she was cool”/ LIFESUCKS; one word/ exploding [redacted]/ a workplace comedy with no jokes/ Keifer the only live one on set/ what if the lady assassin was also kinda bugging out/ "In Glendale"/ "call me when you're done with your emergency"/ tony's Cubs mug/ plastic surgery plot/ Jack performs thumb surgery/ “just as i’m finishing green day starts to play ‘time of your life’”/ jack bauer *shaking hands emoji* tony soprano :: recklessly driving SUVs/ automotive cell phone use safety/ is this show boring?

BLOOR STREET OUT 1/21/22 VIA COOKING VINYL: LEAD SINGLE 'BLOOR STREET' OUT NOW

#1
November 6, 2021
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